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  Season 34: Bonus Episode 3







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October 23rd, 2008

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Will Ferrell

Tina Fey

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A Message From the President of the United States
Summary: Despite Sen. John McCain's (Darrell Hammond) efforts to avoid it, President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) grants an official endorsement to him and Gov. Sarah Palin (Tina Fey).

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Gov. Sarah Palin, Todd Palin, Sen. John McCain.

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Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Summary: Fred Armisen demonstrates the cool technological prowess of the Weekend Update Megapixel Giant Touch Map. Finiancial expert Oscar Rogers (Kenan Thompson) still thinks the solution to the economic crisis is to "Fix it!" Andy Samberg "Jams the Vote" and vomits in his attempts to sway unregistered voters.

Recurring Characters: Oscar Rogers.

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Goodnights
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