09m: Jon Hamm / Michael Buble
Game Time with Randy and Greg
Randy Dukes.....Kenan Thompson
Frank Rack.....Jon Hamm
Greg Clones.....Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte, Bryan Tucker, Michael Patrick O'Brien
[ title card ]
[ dissolve to sports talk show set, featuring a jovial Randy seated next to a near-catatonic Greg ]
Randy Dukes: Hello, and welcome to another edition of "Game Time with Randy and Greg", your one-stop shop for sports talk! I'm former NFL running back Randy Dukes... and, with me, as always, is my co-host Greg -- [ quickly ] Greg is not an alien! And, today, we're gonna be talking about -- what else?: The Super Bowl.
Greg: SU-PER BOWWWWWWLL!! AH HA-HAAAAAA!!
Randy Dukes: Okay! First caller is Rick from Passaic. What's on your mind today?
Caller #1: Yeah, I just wanted to say that that Colts game was amazing! I told all my friends that Peyton Manning would bide his time, and then taken them down!
Randy Dukes: [ laughing ] You're the man, Rick!
Greg: YOU'RE THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAANN... RICK!!
Caller #1: Also, I'm a first time caller, so, I don't know if anyone has ever mentioned it, but... that guy, Greg, is an alien, right? Like, from outer space?
Randy Dukes: No. Greg is NOT an alien!
[ Greg emits a high-piercing shriek ]
Caller #1: Nah, he is. And, look, if you want to hide it so bad, Why don't you just give him eyebrows?
Randy Dukes: Look, we tried! I-I mean... Never mind! Uh -- let's just hold all further calls and, uh, move on to our guest: Indianapolis quarterback coach Frank Rack. Greg had a chance to catch up with Frank after the Colts' win on Sunday. Let's take a look.
[ cut to videotaped interview between Greg and Rack ]
Frank Rack: Yeah, well, Greg -- Peyton got some real clear head there in the game. I was real proud of him, but, uh, we can't really rest on our laurels. In a couple of weeks, we're gonna have to face some real, tough --
[ suddenly, Greg lunges at Rack, and the video feed is lost ]
Randy Dukes: Well -- well, that was bad. Uh -- let's welcome to the show, quarterback coach Frank Rack.
[ cut to Greg with a now-doppleganger Rack seated next to him ]
Randy Dukes: Oh, boy... alright, uh, let's take a call. Tommy from Canarsie, what's your question for Coach Rack?
Caller #2: Yeah, hey -- uh, yeah -- I had a question for him, but, uh, it looks like Greg transformed him into an alien.
Randy Dukes: [ shaking his head ] Look -- Greg is NOT an alien! Alright? And neither is Coach Rack!
Caller #2: Then, why do they both have tails?
[ Greg and Rack chant "Greg! Greg!" as their tails sway back and forth behind their chairs ]
Randy Dukes: STOP IT!! [ he chuckles nervously ] We're talking about football! This is, uh -- this is a sports show, okay? Next caller, uh -- Pete from Livingston!
Caller #3: Hey!
Randy Dukes: Hey!
Caller #3: Greg's an alien!
Randy Dukes: GODDAMMIT!!
Caller #3: Also, I say there's no way The Saints can stop Peyton Manning. What do the Gregs think?
[ cut to Greg and Rack studying a desk globe ]
Caller #3: Ohhhh, that's not good. They're talking about doing stuff to the Earth! That's classic alien!
Randy Dukes: [ flustered as hell ] GREG IS NOT AN ALIEN!!! And they're not gonna do ANYTHING to the Earth! See? Watch this! [ he pulls the globe away from Greg and Rack, as they shriek ] Oh, no! Shh!! Shh!! Here! Okay! Okay, take it back! [ he returns the globe ]
Caller #3: Anyway, I love this show -- but it's Colts all the way, baby! Oh, and, uh, by the way -- there's four Gregs now.
[ reveal Greg, Rack, and two more clones standing behind them ]
Randy Dukes: Oh, come on!!
Greg and Clones: YOU'RE THE MAAAAAANNNNNN... RICK!!!! HAW-HAAAWWWWW!!!
Caller #3: Oh, I see what's happening: They figured out how to multiply!
Randy Dukes: Huh? Okay, w-w-w-we're talking Colts vs. Saints, okay? And -- and -- no one's multiplying!
Caller #3: There's eight now.
[ reveal Greg, Rack, and six more clones standing behind them, all chanting "Greg!" ]
Randy Dukes: [ weeping ] Okay, well... that's the show. So, to recap: Super Bowl fever... Colts vs. Saints... who's gonna win...?
[ suddenly, Greg jumps up from below frame and shrieks at the camera ]
[ the video feed is lost once more ]
[ fade ]