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  Season 2: Episode 18


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April 9th, 1977

Julian Bond

Tom Waits

Brick

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Patti Smith

Al Franken

Tom Davis

Michael O'Donoghue

Emily Litella in Love
Summary: Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) tells Jane Curtin that her lover makes her feel like a "national" woman.

Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.

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Montage


Julian Bond's Monologue
Summary: Sen. Julian Bond ponders the reasons why he might have been asked to host "Saturday Night Live".

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H&L Brock
Summary: Lowell Brock (John Belushi) has time to do your taxes because he's doing time himself.

Recurring Characters: Lowell Brock.

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Black Perspective
Summary: Garrett Morris and Julian Bond discuss the differences in IQ between light and dark-skinned blacks.

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An Oval Office
Summary: Julian Bond and Andrew Young (Garrett Morris) confront President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd).

Recurring Characters: President Jimmy Carter, Amy Carter, Andrew Young.

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Tom Waits performs "Eggs & Sausages"


Dr. X, Family Counsellor
Summary: Dr. X (Dan Aykroyd) meets with a family.

Recurring Characters: Colleen.

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Weekend Update with Jane Curtin
Summary: The landing of a Concorde SST drowns out Jane Curtin.

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Right On Afro Lustre
Summary: The lustre that comes in a canister shaped like a fist.

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Great Moments In Motown
Summary: Club Owner (Julian Bond) likes the new Motown group (Garrett Morris, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray), but wants to see hand gestures added to the performance.

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Creeley's Soup
Summary: A little girl (Gilda Radner) is tortured by the Soup Man (Bill Murray).

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Bad Cinema
Summary: Leonard Pinth-Garnell (Dan Aykroyd) reviews the film, "Ooh-La-La! Les Legs!"

Recurring Characters: Leonard Pinth-Garnell, Truman Capote, Lina Wertmuller.


Brick performs "Dazz"


The Farbers
Summary: Larry (John Belushi) and Bobbi Farber (Gilda Radner) acknowledge their neighborhood's racial tolerance towards Julian Bond.

Recurring Characters: Larry Farber, Bobbie Farber.


Mr. Mike Meets Uncle Remus
Summary: Mr. Mike (Michael O'Donoghue) tells Uncle Remus (Garrett Morris) the story of Brer Rabbit.

Recurring Characters: Mr. Mike.

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Patti Smith
Summary: In a film by Gary Weis, Patti Smith talks about censorship.


Alabama Improvements
Summary: George Wallace (John Belushi) delineates improvements to the South's bad image.

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Goodnights
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