Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

April 9th, 1977 Julian Bond Tom Waits Brick None Patti Smith Al Franken Tom Davis Michael O'Donoghue

Emily Litella in Love

Summary: Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) tells Jane Curtin that her lover makes her feel like a "national" woman. Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.

Montage

Julian Bond's Monologue

H&L Brock

Summary: Lowell Brock (John Belushi) has time to do your taxes because he's doing time himself. Recurring Characters: Lowell Brock. Transcript

Black Perspective

Summary: Garrett Morris and Julian Bond discuss the differences in IQ between light and dark-skinned blacks. Transcript

An Oval Office

Summary: Julian Bond and Andrew Young (Garrett Morris) confront President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd). Recurring Characters: President Jimmy Carter, Amy Carter, Andrew Young.

Tom Waits performs "Eggs & Sausages"

Dr. X, Family Counsellor

Summary: Dr. X (Dan Aykroyd) meets with a family. Recurring Characters: Colleen. Transcript

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin

Summary: The landing of a Concorde SST drowns out Jane Curtin.

Right On Afro Lustre

Summary: The lustre that comes in a canister shaped like a fist. Transcript

Great Moments In Motown

Summary: A new musical group adopts hand gestures and dancing styles.

Creeley's Soup

Summary: A little girl (Gilda Radner) is tortured by the Soup Man (Bill Murray). Transcript

Bad Cinema

Summary: Leonard Pinth-Garnell (Dan Aykroyd) reviews the film, "Ooh-La-La! Les Legs!" Recurring Characters: Leonard Pinth-Garnell, Truman Capote, Lina Wertmuller.

Brick performs "Dazz"

The Farbers

Summary: Larry (John Belushi) and Bobbi Farber (Gilda Radner) acknowledge their neighborhood's racial tolerance towards Julian Bond. Recurring Characters: Larry Farber, Bobbie Farber.

Mr. Mike Meets Uncle Remus

Summary: Mr. Mike (Michael O'Donoghue) tells Uncle Remus (Garrett Morris) the story of Brer Rabbit. Recurring Characters: Mr. Mike. Transcript

Patti Smith

Summary: In a film by Gary Weis, Patti Smith talks about censorship.

Alabama Improvements

Summary: George Wallace (John Belushi) delineates improvements to the South's bad image.

Goodnights