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  Season 7: Episode 2






81b: Susan St. James / The Kinks

Buh-Weet Sings

Buckwheat.....Eddie Murphy

[ a montage of "Little Rascals" stills are displayed ]
[ dissolve to grown-up Buckwheat smiling at the camera ]
Buckwheat: Boy, id bin a nong time since dem days. Hi, I'm Buh-weet, amembuh me? And I have compiled for you and your nistening pleasure, dum ub my mavorite tongs. Id's all ite here in dis uhn pectacular opper: "Buh-weet Sings". Take a wisten:

[ SUPER: "Fee Tines A Mady" ]

[ singing ]

"Munce. Tice. Fee Tines A Mady."
Announcer: Yes, they're all here..

[ SUPER: "Wookin' Pa Nub" ]

Buckwheat: [ singing ]

"Wookin' Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ' Pa Nub."

Announcer: Once Buh-weet sings a song, it's eternally his.

[ SUPER: "?????" ]

Buckwheat: [ singing unintelligably ]

"..Menny Dabid Ibe.."

Yes.. Buh-weet. The man who sold more records that Elvis or the Beatles - in Kenya.

[ SUPER: "Una Panoonah Banka" ]

Buckwheat: [ singing ]

"Una Panoonah Banka-a-a-a-a!!"

And if you order now, you'll get Buh-weet's tribute to Alfalfa.

[ SUPER: "Barbah Ob Dabil" ]

Buckwheat: [ singing ]

"I'm da Barbah ob Dabil. Bigaro! Bigaro!" [ smiles ]

Order today. Send $49.95 for the full volume to:
Buh-Weet
Bah Firty Fee
New Nork, New Nork

Buckwheat: Take it fum "Ow Gang": yo gang will nub it. Buy my wecord! O-tay!


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