Douglas… Kyle Mooney
Miranda… Chloe Fineman
Beck Bennett
Adam Driver
Jordan… Chris Redd
[Starts with Douglas and Miranda in a studio]Douglas: So cool, right?
Miranda: Yeah, congrats on the gig. It’s actually a really fun commercial.
Douglas: Hey, I’m just here for check. Kidding!
Miranda: Ha-ha. True.
[Beck walks in]Beck: Hello actors. Douglas, Miranda, thanks for being here. We’re so lucky we got our first choices.
Miranda: Oh, that’s so nice.
Douglas: That’s awesome.
Beck: Yeah. So, listen. Del Taco’s VP branding is here today. And he is very excited about their buck and under menu.
[Cut to Adam]Adam: Happy to be here. Have a good day.
[Cut to Douglas, Miranda and Beck]Beck: Alright, ready to give it a try?
Miranda: Yeah! Let’s do it.
Douglas: Definitely, yes. I almost didn’t make it today coz I almost stopped at Del Taco on the way.
Beck: Ha-ha-ha.
[Cut to Adam]Adam: [laughing] Ya, save that. that’s funny.
[Cut to Douglas, Miranda and Beck]Beck: Alright, I’ll take these scripts. Jordan, ready to roll?
[Cut to Jordan behind the camera]Jordan: Ready when you are, boss.
[Adam walks behind the camera]Beck: Okay, quite on set. And, action.
[Cut to Douglas and Miranda] [music playing]Miranda: Um-um. this Del Taco is amazing. You gotta get some.
Douglas: Oh, man! I’m all out of cash.
Miranda: Well, with Del Taco buck and under menu, you can get all this–
[Cut to Beck and Jordan]Beck: Okay, you know, let’s hold that there.
[Adam walks to Douglas and Miranda]Sorry to interrupt. Um, Miranda, that was great. Douglas, what we’re trying to get here is that you’re hungry but you’re all out of cash. So it’s like, “Oh, man! I’m all out of cash.”
Douglas: Okay.
Beck: Try that. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: No, it’s like, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: Sort of like, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: It’s kind of like, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: Oh, okay. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: It’s more of, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: Oh, right, right. So, it’s “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: No.
[Cut to Adam, Beck and Douglas]Adam: Mark, can I talk to you?
Beck: Yes, sir.
[Beck walks to Adam]Adam: He’s bad. He’s very, very bad. He should be fun and lively. It’s a buck and under menu for crying out loud. He should be like, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: Exactly! That’s perfect. Okay, I’ll handle it.
[Beck walks to Douglas and Miranda]Miranda, killing it. Douglas, you’re kind of freaking us out. Coz you don’t want it to be bad, right?
Douglas: No, sir.
Beck: Alright. So, maybe it’s brighter.
Douglas: Oh,okay.
Beck: Yeah, we were thinking it’s kind if like, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: Got it. Yeah, yeah.
Beck: Yeah, let’s hear it. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
[Adam walks in]Adam: No, you don’t wanna kill yourself. You just want a taco. It should be like, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: Oh, okay.
Adam: Now, say it. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Adam: You’re not a pervert.
Beck: He’s got to get out of his head.
Adam: I think we just gotta beat the hell out of this guy.
Beck: No. No, no, no. We can’t.
Adam: Oh, crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Beck: I know. Wait, wait! I’ve got an idea. Dougie, you gotta get out of your head and in your body. Loosen up, alright? Come on. [jumping] Hoo! Hoo! “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: [jumping with Beck] “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: No, you’re still tight. You gotta loose it up. Drop your pants. Pull it down. Get it off your body. Now breathe deep through your butt hole. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Beck: No, no, no. Squat into it. Squat into it. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Adam: No, you’re still reading like you’re a pervert. Put your shirt over like cornholio.
Douglas: Yes sir.
Adam: Alright, “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Adam: No.
Beck: Dougie, you gotta slow it down. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Adam: Now he’s saying like he’s hard.
Douglas: Sorry sir. “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
[Cut to everybody]Beck: Just throw out away.”Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Adam: Yes, that’s it. One more time.
Douglas: “Ah, man! I’m all out of cash!”
Adam: Yes! Nailed it. Finally.
Beck: Did we get that?
[Cut to Jordan]Jordan: No!
[Cut to everybody]Beck: It doesn’t matter. Great day people. That’s a wrap!
[The End]