Debra… Ronda Rousey
Robbie… Beck Bennett
Mikie… Kyle Mooney
Kenan Thompson
[Starts with Debra walking up to Robbie and Mikie]Debra: Hey, Robbie. Hey, Mikie.
Robbie: Hey Debra.
Mikie: What’s up, Debra?
Debra: Were you guys able to talk to Don about the new customer service policies?
Robbie: Oh, not yet. But we’re definitely gonna get started digging our hands into it after lunch.
[Cut to Debra]Debra: Great! Oh, and if you haven’t heard, I’m having some people over to game on Sunday, if you wanna come by.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Oh, yes.
Mikie: Oh, yes!
Robbie: Okay.
Mikie: Big game, you’re having people over for it?
[Cut to everyone]Debra: Yeah. I thought it might be fun.
Robbie: Oh, it’s party time. Alright!
Debra: Um, not quite a party but some people hope it for sure. No big deal.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Mikie: Great! Me and him love parties. It’s one of our favorite things to go to.
Robbie: I always get invited to party. So, this is nothing new.
[Cut to Debra]Debra: Oh well, mine’s Sunday starting at around 3.
[Cut to all. Debra is walking away.]Mikie: Okay. Let me ask, morning or later?
Debra: 3 PM. Do not come to my house at 3 AM.
Mikie: Great! That’s actually easier for us.
Robbie: Yeah. Way easy for us. I’m actually scared at 3 AM.
[Cut to Debra]Debra: Ah, okay. But there’s no reason to be scared.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: No. Not of a party.
Mikie: And of course, we’re gonna be doing what people do at party. So, a little bit of dancing, a little bit of what did you say?
[Cut to all]Debra: Just watching football.
Robbie: Exactly! Yeah.
Debra: Feel free to bring something but no pressure.
[Debra is walking away]Mikie: Um-hmm. Like a bucket.
Debra: We’re just going to be watching TV. So we don’t need buckets.
Mikie: Perfect!
Robbie: Oh, so yea, we’ll just bring in couple of TVs in?
[Cut to Debra]Debra: I have a TV. You don’t have to bring one from home.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Oh that’s probably easier for us. We live two hours away. We don’t have a car.
Mikie: Yeah, thanks Obama.
Robbie: Oh, hey, do people have any allergies or–
[Cut to Debra]Debra: I don’t think so.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Okay, great. Then I’ll find a couple of dogs to bring.
[Cut to Debra]Debra: Please don’t bring dogs to my house.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Oh, okay. So you’re gonna provide the dogs?
Mikie: Oh, a very crazy affair.
Robbie: Ah!
[Cut to Debra]Debra: Have you guys not been to a party before?
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Oh yeah. Just not with other people.
[Kenan walks in]Kenan: Hey! I heard you guys talking about a party? I’m there. I’ll be the one with the nachos.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Mikie: Ay, we’ll be the ones with the towels.
[Cut to Kenan]Kenan: Don’t know what that can mean.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Mikie: Coz we’re bringing towels to the party.
Robbie: Yeah, see you Sunday at 3 AM.
Mikie: PM.
Robbie: Oh, right!
[Cut to all]Kenan: I’m gonna walk away right now.
Debra: I already have plenty of towels.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Lucky.
Mikie: We can bring rags.
Debra: Rags?
Mikie: You must know that those are little shredded towels.
[Cut to Debra]Debra: I know what rags are. And I don’t need anything like that.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Mikie: Say no more. That actually makes things a lot more easier for us.
[Cut to Debra]Debra: If you guys don’t wanna come, don’t stress.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Oh, no. We’re not stressed. We got body massages today.
Mikie: Yeah. We’re not stressed at all. We’ve been to a party or two before.
[Cut to Debra]Debra: I get it. Not your first ROYO.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Mikie: No one said anything about ROYO party.
Robbie: ROYO party. Either way, we get our clowns right?
[Cut to Debra]Debra: No. It’s very casual. I’ll see you at my house Sunday or not.
[Debra walking away]Mikie: Roger that. Now, just a curiosity. How do we get inside your place?
[Cut to Debra getting annoyed]Debra: What?
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Is there a climbing situation? Or do you want us to smash in the front door?
[Cut to Debra]Debra: No, it’s just a regular door and I’ll open it.
[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]Robbie: Perfect. Okay.
Mikie: That’s easier for us.
Robbie: Yeah.
[Cut to all]Debra: Guys, you don’t really have to come.
Mikie: Oh, well, we do.
[Cut to Deb’s house at 3 AM] [door bell ringing]Robbie: Deb, wake up! We’re here to watch the game.
Mikie: We brought dogs and rags.
[door knocking] [The End]