Jim Parsons… Taram Killam
Rihanna… Sasheer Zamata
Kendrick Lamar… Jay Pharoah
Missy Elliot… Leslie Jones
Nicki Minaj… Taraji P. Henson
Sofia Vergara… Cecily Strong
Rick Ross… Kenan Thompson
[Starts with DreamWorks Sneak Peek video bumper.]
[Cut to a trailer of animated movie ‘Home’]
Male voice: This April, DreamWork’s newest animated movie ‘Home’ is dominating the Box Office. Thanks to the voice of Jim Parsons as a lovable alien outcast.
[Cut to Jim Parsons doing the voiceover]
Jim Parsons: My hands are in the air like I just do not care.
[Cut to a girl from animated movie]
Male voice: And Rihanna as an earth girl with an attitude.
[Cut to Rihanna doing the voiceover]
Rihanna: Our tradition is to punch you in the nose. Ay-ay-ay.
Male voice: So, DreamWorks is already at work on Home 2. With Jim Parsons and more hiphop than you can handle. Featuring characters like Twee Tor, the alien voiced by Kendrick Lamar.
[Cut to Kendrick Lamar doing the voiceover]
Kendrick Lamar: Yo, I’m Twee Tor
so let’s hit the skies in my bubble car
it runs a milk shakes from here to the north star
Male voice: It’s a G rated run featuring the OG’s of rap. Including Missy Elliot as Boop the sky.
[Cut to Missy Elliot doing the voiceover]
Missy Elliot: Well, I’m not from this galaxy. I’m from [mumbles]
Male voice: Nicky Minaj doing double duty as star cops Thwick & Thwack.
[Cut to Nicki Minaj doing the voiceover]
Nicki Minaj: I’m all so sorry but you’re under inter-gallectic arrest.
Jim Parsons: Well I’m–
Nicki Minaj: [interrupting] Bro, I ain’t sorry, coz Thwack don’t apologize.
Jim Parsons: You don’t under–
Nicki Minaj: You have the right to remain silent.
Jim Parsons: Oh!
Nicki Minaj: But I won’t remain silent. I have a right to remain violent.
Jim Parsons: Do I need to be here for this?
[Cut to animated movie clips]
Male voice: You’ll be spending all of your young money on this funky fresh sequel, featuring Sofia Vergara as nurse Bickle Bam. With Rick Ross as Sky Cat.
[Cut to Sofia Vergara and Rick Ross doing the voiceover]
Sofia Vergara: Oh, you have a wound rash.
Rick Ross: Sky Cat!
Sofia Vergara: You don’t have to say your name before every line.
Rick Ross: [looks around] Sky Cat!
[Cut to animated movie clips]
Male voice: And we’re pulling out all the hiphop starts with Alt rappers Die Antwoord, as alien babies Peebo & Quiggles.
[Cut to Jim Parsons and Die Antwoord members doing voiceover. Jim Parsons is scared of them.]
[Cut to animated movie clips]
Be sure to download the Home 2 soundtrack, featuring the hit single, Hustle Home.
[Cut to Jim Parsons singing]
Jim Parsons: [singing] Hustle home…
[Nicki Minaj comes in]
Nicki Minaj: [rapping] Don’t send me with a hustle
I’m the almighty hustler
They all must be talking
but nobody touch us
Male voice: Home 2. Coming this summer