May 9th, 1998
Puff Daddy & Jimmy Page
Puff Daddy & Jimmy Page, “Come With Me”
Janet Reno (Will Ferrell) declares her love for Agent Muldaur (Duchovny).
Recurring Characters: Janet Reno.
Duchovny attempts a song on cheap guitar his father gave him as a child.
Craig (Will Ferrell) & Arianna (Cheri Oteri) at Paula Abdul Cheerleading Camp.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo visit their Fortress of Solitude.
Jeff Goldblum (Duchovny) and Minnie Driver (Molly Shannon) add confusion.
Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.
Recurring Characters: Dominican Lou, Cinder Calhoun.
Duchovny saves Mango’s (Chris Kattan) life, falls in love.
Recurring Characters: Mango.
Goat Boy (Jim Breuer) is reunited with his long-lost brother (Duchovny).
Recurring Characters: Oprah Winfrey, Goat Boy.
Uneventful space shuttle mission is barely covered in the news.
James Cameron plans to rule the world with DeCaprio clones.