• 2002

    SNL Transcripts: Bernie Mac: 04/05/03

    Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:April 5th, 2003Bernie MacGood CharlotteNone A Message From The President Of The United StatesPresident George W. Bush (Chris Parnell) addresses the situation in Iraq.Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush. Bernie Mac’s MonologueMac jokes about looking out for suspicious behavior. Boston TeensAt ballgame, Sully (Jimmy Fallon) & Denise (Rachel Dratch) try to sneak beer.Recurring Characters: Pat Sullivan, Denise Mc, Frank. Brain BustersWhite contestants (Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz) don’t know Black Trivia. Hot Sauce Carry CaseBlack partygoers (Maya Rudolph, Mac) can’t enjoy burgers without hot sauce. The PianistBlack guys (Mac, Tracy Morgan) talk while watching “The Pianist”. Good Charlotte performs “Anthem” Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeyEmbedded…

  • 2002

    A Message From Saddam Hussein

    02q: Ray Romano / Zwan A Message From Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein…..Horatio SanzTranslator’s Voice…..Maya Rudolph Saddam Hussein: The following is an address from the President of Iraq, Saddam Hussein – who is not dead. [ dissolve to Saddam Hussein sitting behind desk, as Iraqi text appears onscreen with the accompaniment of a Translator’s voice ] Translator’s Voice: Good evening. Ah, it’s good to be alive. Also, to be speaking to you live, rather than in the form of a videotape recorded some weeks ago, before the war started. Because that is not what this is. This is live. I don’t need to address you on tape, because what would be…