Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid… Gal Gadot
Bella Hadid… Kate McKinnon
Blake Shelton… Luke Null
Gwen Stefani… Melissa Villaseñor
Kanye West… Chris Redd
Nene Leaks… Leslie Jones[Starts with video Channel commericial]
Female voice: The world is a complete bummer right now. And here at E, we know that sometimes you just have to be like, “Buhh.” So turn your brain off with our new line-up of fall programming. First, we’re celebrating 10 years of the Kardashian dynasty with our new series, “Kendall’s Model House.” Tune in, it’s Kendall Jenner and super model sisters Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid complain around a huge bowl of fruits.[Cut to Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid]
Kendall Jenner: I’m under a lot of pressure.
Bella Hadid: So much pressure.
Kendall Jenner: [looking at Gigi Hadid] You’re prettier than me.
Gigi Hadid: No way. You are so much prettier than me.
Kendall Jenner: Wait. Which one am I? [Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid are thinking] Alexa?
Alexa: You are Kendall Jenner.
Female voice: What? Not everything can be good news. So, if you wanna feel absolutely nothing, watch ‘Down Home with Blake and Gwynn’, Tuesdays at 9:30.[Cut to Blake and gwynn singing]
Blake Shelton: [singing] I love you, girl.
Gwen Stefani: [singing badly] I love you too.
Blake Shelton: No, you go high.
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: [singing] I love you.
Blake Shelton: You know what? We’re going to work on it.
Female voice: You’d watch that for 20 minutes, and that’s okay. [Cut to Kanye West hiding from the camera] You know the moments on the Kardashians where Kanye clearly doesn’t want to be on camera? Now, there’s a show that’s just that. It’s “Where’s Kanye?” He’s hanging back because he is shy or he doesn’t want to be associated with the show. “Where’s Kanye?” Then Wednesday at 10:15, get lost in Kendall’s World.[Cut to Kendall Jenner walking around her house]
Kendall Jenner: Hello? [looking around]
Female voice: As Kendall Jenner literally gets lost in her own house.
Kendall Jenner: Hello?
Female voice: The house is so big and empty and she’s only there two weeks out of the year.[Kendall Jenner opening door]
Kendall Jenner: Is this the bathroom? Damn, closet again!
Female voice: But hey, that’s “Kendall’s World.” And Thursdays at 10, “Background Actors of Riverdale.” Then, their bosses, hoes and twins on “Powerful Sluts of Miami.” And you love her on “Fashion Police”, now reality star Nene Leaks has her own show.
Nene Leaks: I was on Bravo. Now I’m on E! I’m everywhere, bitch! I hate that.
Female voice: Nene Leaks, “If I Hate That.” Round out the week with special episodes of “Kendall’s World”. That’s right. She’s still lost. But she found a comfy closed to hunker down in.[Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid finally meet]
Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid: Oh, yay!
Kendall Jenner: Where is Gigi?
Bella Hadid: She didn’t make it. did you go to the bathroom in here?
Female voice: Kendall’s World, Fridays at 9, 9:30, 10, 10:30 and so on forever. Only on E. You want this!