Zac… Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett
Mom… Heidy Gardner
Ghost… Chris Rock
Kenan Thompson[Starts with a young boy playing video game in the year Mom000]
Zac: Tony Hawk, you’ve done it again. A “Pro Skater Mom” far surpasses the original.
Mom: Zac, dinner’s almost ready. That’s your Zac0 minute warning.
Zac: I heard you in the first time, Rachel.
Mom: Please call me mom.
Zac: Hey, whatever. No wonder dad left to become a priest. Now if I could just grind this lunch table like P-I-M-P.[The lights dim. Smoke appears behind Zac. Ghost walks out of the smoke. He has white hair, and all his clothes are white. He has a sword in his hand.]
Ghost: Hello, Zac.
Zac: Hey, what’s up? Wow, are you a ghost?
Ghost: Yeah, I’m like a ghost. Specifically a ghost from the future. And I have something important to show you.
Zac: Okay, just one sec. I’ll be right with you.
Ghost: Seriously. Can you pause it?
Zac: Go ahead, dude! I’m listening. I almost landed that combo.
Ghost: I was gonna show you what your future was like, but if you wanna just play your little skateboard game, that’s fine.
Zac: Wait, see my future? Yeah, I’ll pause my game for that freaking crap. Ay, hopefully I’ll live at the Playboy mansion.
Ghost: You don’t.
Zac: Okay. Well, then hopefully I’ll married to Eliza Dushku and the mom from Spy Kids.
Ghost: Well, you might want to lower those expectations. Here, take a look.[Screen blurs. It’s a same room, but there’s another older guy playing video game now.]
Zac: Hey, is that me?
Ghost: This is you in 2020, okay? A global pandemic sends your life into a tale spin. You lose your job and you have to move back in with your mom. And this is all you ever do.
Zac: Oh, my god!
Ghost: Yeah, I know, right?
Zac: I can’t believe it. Those graphics are freaking insane! Holy freak! They look like real. Freak!
Ghost: Wait, wait, na, na, na. Forget about the graphics.
Zac: Oh, yeah, yeah. I’ll just forget about the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously, are you blind? Did you look at in the clips while playing with yourself? It looks like real. And what the freak kind of console is that? A Playstation Mom?
Ghost: PSMom? No. That’s an old PS4.
Zac: 4? Oh, god! I think I just nutted for the first time in my life.
Ghost: You didn’t.
Zac: Oh, okay. And is that a wireless controller? Oh, hey, can I have Mom0Mom0 now, please? Haha.
Ghost: Can you please just stop fixating on the game and take this seriously?
Zac: Yeah, yeah. I’ll take it seriously. Right after I do this.[dancing and singing] Those graphics,
I just saw the most awesome graphics,
and suddenly this game will never be the same
Ghost: Would you shut up, you goofy ass?[Ghost slaps Zac very hard]
Zac: Hey, man!
Ghost: You don’t understand. In Mom0 years, the world as you know it is going to change forever. Look![Mom walks down with a mask on]
Zac: Hey. That’s my mom. Oh wow, and she’s a dentist now. It’s bad.
Mom: Zac, everything okay?
Zac from future: Nah! This wifi sucks ass. Why don’t you start Onlyfans so we can afford a second router?[Kenan walks in]
Kenan: Hey, hey! That is no way to talk to your mother. This is my wife, dammit!
Zac: Hold up. My mom married Kenan Thompson? What?[My Mom Married Kenan Thompson intro playing]
Male voice: My Mom Married Kenan Thompson, coming to Peacock this fall.