Nicole Kidman… Chloe Fineman
Anya Taylor-Joy… Melissa Villaseñor
David Harbour… Beck Bennett
Julie Andrews… Cecily Strong
Nicholas Braun… Pete Davidson
Gillian Anderson… Kate McKinnon
Kim Cattrall… Chloe Fineman
Baby Yoda… Kyle Mooney
Kelsey Grammer… Alex Moffat
John Krasinski[Starts with Nicole Kidman’s intro]
Male voice: If you’ve watched “The Undoing”, you might have noticed that one of the stars of the show, Nicole Kidman, sang the theme song.
Nicole Kidman: [singing] Why am I alone, it’s blue as can be (my son)
dream a little dream of me
Did you notice my coat?
Male voice: We did. Inspired by Nicole, stars of your other favorite shows now singing their theme songs on ‘Now that’s what I call theme songs sung by the stars of the show’. So, enjoy this original theme song that was cut from the opening of “The Queen’s Gambit”.[Cut to Anya Taylor-Joy]
Anya Taylor-Joy: [singing] Chess and drugs and drugs and chess
girl playing chess, then doing drugs
then playing chess
now when you see people playing chess
now you will know, they’re on drugs
Male voice: And hey, if you like Stranger Things, you’ll love the new season four opening credits performed by Sheriff Jim “Hop” Hopper.[Cut to David Harbour]
David Harbour: [singing] Welcome to the 80s, I’m about to blow your mind
in Hawkins, Indiana, scary aliens you’ll find
lots of kid actors but they’re actually good
there’s something strange in your neighborhood
Oops! That’s Ghostbuster, girl!
Male voice: And Julie Andrews, the narrator of “Bridgerton”.[Cut to Julie Andrews]
Julie Andrews: [singing] Sex, lots of color blind sex
sex, we put on costume for sex
but why do these opening credits
look like a screensaver from the 90s?
Male voice: And wow, check out Cousin Greg from “Succession” lending his own unique style to their theme song.[Cut to Nicholas Braun]
Nicholas Braun: [singing] Huh? What?
Male voice: And what about Gillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher singing the theme song for “The Crown”?[Cut to Gillian Anderson]
Gillian Anderson: [singing] This is the crown
Male voice: Pretty sure that was the theme song from “The Voice”. And you’ve probably heard the rebooting “Sex and the City”. Kim Cattrall is not in the new show but she does sing the theme song.[Cut to Kim Cattrall]
Kim Cattrall: [singing] Sex an the City without Samantha
doesn’t that sound fun?
it’s Sex and the City without the sex
hope you enjoy the city
Male voice: And don’t miss the opening theme to “The Mandalorian” as performed by Baby Yoda.[Cut to Baby Yoda]
Baby Yoda: Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha.
oh, yeah, what?
turn it up, turn it up, yo
Yo, come on, now, yo
Mandolorian, native Californian
Enough! This beat is whack! I got to wrap to this? Come on, now?
Male voice: And now that Frasier is back on Pika, Kelsey Grammer has release a brand new version of the theme song. But he has modernized the lyrics as only Kelsey Grammer can.[Cut to Kelsey Grammer]
Kelsey Grammer: [singing] Hey, maybe I hear you Instagramming,
TikTok salads and Twitter eggs
Male voice: And finally, John Krasinski sings the long lost lyrics to the original “The Office” theme song which he wrote himself.[Cut to John Krasinski]
John Krasinski:[singing] Scranton,Scranton, Scranton,
Scranton, Scranton, Scranton, Scranton
that’s where we all live and work
that’s a calculator
there’s Dwight, he’s the bad guy
and the hero’s name is Jim
highlighting, that’s his girlfriend
that guy’s on the phone,
tie flip, then there’s me again
then Carell does the trophy thing
Male voice: Stars sing the songs from the shows they’re on. Available wherever I am. Come and find me.