Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

November 14th, 1998 Joan Allen Jewel John Goodman None

Opposites Attract

Summary: Newt Gingrich (Chris Parnell) and President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) will miss the times they've shared together, and reflect upon their relationship with a song-and-dance number. Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, Bob Livingston. Transcript

Montage

Joan Allen's Monologue

Summary: A Steppenwolf fanatic (Will Ferrell) wants Joan Allen to sing her - their - hit "Magic Carpet Ride". Bio: Joan Allen (1956-) was nominated for Best Supporting Actress for her performance as Pat Nixon in the 1995 biopic "Nixon."

The Jenson Mint

Summary: The fake currency that will put vagrants in their place once and for all. Transcript

Martha Stewart Living

Summary: Martha Stewart (Ana Gasteyer) takes abuse from her overbearing mother (Joan Allen). Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart. Transcript

VH-1 Sprituality Awards

Summary: Celebrities and religious figures come together to dispense the prestigious awards. Recurring Characters: Andy Dick, Maya Angelou, Jesus, Calista Flockhart, Courtney Love, Madonna. Transcript

Suel Forrester

Summary: No one can understand a word lawyer Suel Forrestor (Chris Parnell) is saying as he interrogates his client's (Chris Parnell) witness (John Goodman). Recurring Characters: Suel Forrestor. Transcript

Space, The Infinite Frontier

Summary: Despite having died recently, Harry Caray (Will Ferrell) continues to host his space program. Recurring Characters: Harry Caray. Transcript

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: Resident prescription drug "expert" Colette Reardon (Cheri Oteri) comments on some newly developed side effect-free painkillers she has her eyes on. Recurring Characters: Colette Reardon. Transcript

Jewel performs "Hands"

Also Appeared: 96s.

Learning With Jennifer Tilly

Summary: Joan Allen and French Stewart (Jimmy Fallon) are unwilling guests on Jennifer Tilly's (Cheri Oteri) talk show. Recurring Characters: French Stewart.

Southern Gals

Summary: Southern gals Betty Lynn (Joan Allen), Ginger Lee (Cheri Oteri), Mary Faye (Ana Gasteyer) and Elizabeth (Molly Shannon) enjoy the sights of New York City. Recurring Characters: Ginger Lee, Mary Faye, Elizabeth.

Jewel performs "Down So Long"

Tarmac Talk

Summary: Jerry Seinfeld (Jimmy Fallon) endures being a guest on a talk show set on a windy airport tarmac. Recurring Characters: Jerry Seinfeld.

Goodnights