Dad… Mikey day
Mom… Kristen Wiig
Brother… Kyle Mooney
Sister… Chloe Fineman
Grinch… Pete Davidson
[Starts with story turning book pages.]Male voice: And what happened then…? Well… in Who-wille they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day! He brought back the toys and the food for the feast! And he… he himself… carved the roast beast!
The next morning…
[Cut to a family in the Christmas morning. The kids are at the Christmas tree and their parents walk down.]Dad: Good morning, kids.
Sister: Good morning, dad.
Brother: Good morning, mom.
Sister: You guys look tired.
Dad: Yeah. Mom and I had a little too much who-punch last night.
Mom: Haven’t partied like that in a while.
Brother: What did you guys do after we went to bed?
Dad: Don’t worry about that, buddy.
Sister: I thought it was so nice that Mr. Grinch came down to celebrate with us yesterday.
Brother: I always thought he was a rotten old meanie who is slimy like a snail, but boy was I wrong. He is great!
Dad: Yeah. He’s a cool guy. Oh, speak of the devil.
[Grinch is walking down the stairs]Grinch: Morning.
Sister: Did you sleep over, Mr. Grinch?
Brother: And are you wearing my dad’s bathrobe?
Grinch: Well, the reason for that is–
Mom: You know, it was so late and Mr. Grinch lives way up on that curly mountains. And we just thought why not invite him to spend the night here? [Dad and Mom looking at each other happily] With us.
Grinch: Yeah. That’s it.
Brother: Well, wait. There’s only two bedrooms upstairs. Where did you sleep, Mr. Grinch?
Grinch: Someone want to take this one?
Dad: It doesn’t matter where Mr. Grinch slept. What matters is that yesterday, his heart grew three sizes.
Mom: It’s not the only thing that grew three sizes.
Grinch: Kathy. You’re bad.
Male voice: The Who Children puzzled over what had occurred. Unaware that their parents had brought in a third to spice up their marriage, why, it’s a cinch. All you need is some Who punch and a night… with the Grinch.
Grinch: Well, I should probably roll.
Mom: No, no, no. Stay. Have breakfast. I’m making green eggs and bacon.
[Grinch takes a seat in between Dad and Mom]Grinch: Oh, okay. Well, I am pretty hungry.
Dad: I bet you are. You put in some work last night.
Mom: We all did.
Grinch: Well, if that was work then I guess I love my job.
Sister: What are you guys talking about?
Dad: Nothing. Hey, show Mr. Grinch the toys you got for Christmas, guys.
Brother: Okay.
Sister: Yeah.
Brother: We got whiz boppers, new sneedlers and I don’t know what this is but it looks fun. [pulls out a stick with a pointing hand on top.]
Dad: Okay. Don’t worry about that one, guys. That’s not a fun toy.
Mom: I thought it was pretty fun.
Grinch: Trust me, I remember.
Sister: I’m so tired. You woke me up last night, mommy.
Mom: Oh, no. I did? You didn’t come in our room, right?
Sister: No.
Mom: Oh. Thank god.
Sister: You kept screaming, “You’re a mean one. You’re a mean one. You’re a mean one.”
Mom: Well, mommy was just having a nightmare.
Brother: Daddy. Were you having a nightmare when you were yelling, “Punish me, my green king? Punish me, my green king?”
Grinch: And that’s my cue. I really should get back to my cave. My little A-hole dogs probably wondering where I am.
Mom: Aw!
Dad: Are you sure?
Grinch: Yeah. But hey, you know, thanks for the memories.
Mom: Well, don’t be a stranger.
[Mom and Grinch hug. Mom doesn’t let go of hug.]Grinch: I probably should go.
[Dad gets in to hug as well.]Dad: Well, no ones stopping you.
Brother: What are you guys doing?
Grinch: [yelling at the kids] Go outside and play!
[Dad, Mom and Grinch start making out.]