Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.
Martha Stewart: Goblins, ghouls, spooky ghosts. These are all things that remind us of Autumn’s most flamboyant holiday – All Hallow’s Eve. I’m Martha Stewart.
A lot of attention gets paid to Halloween candy. But tomorrow on “Living”, we’ll celebrate the time-honored pranks of the season, when we make Halloween’s tricks a treat.
Toilet paper has become a staple of the Halloween prankster’s toolkit. I’ll show you how to design, plan, and implement a TP job that is both visually stunning and full of.. mischievious good cheer.
[ frozen exterior shot of Martha’s TP job outlined as a ghost in a tree ]
This is what I did to my ex-husband’s house.
[ Martha walks over to a bowl of eggs and holds them momentarily ]
The egg has been the weapon of choice for Halloween revelers for hundreds of years. Chosen for its sticky texture and its lingering sulphurous smell, eggs are a great way to make a lasting impression. [picks up a small, blue egg ] A robins egg splatters in a prism of harvest colors [ smashes robins egg on the counter ] That felt really good. [ holds a gift-wrapped basket of brown eggs ] I kept these brown eggs in the back of my greenhouse all summer. By October 31st, they should give off a really good pungent smell. And make sure to throw your eggs in the middle of the night. That wet, cracking sound really scares the hell out of people.
And, of course, no Halloween would be complete without a flaming bag of poop. The aroma of burning manure mixed with shoe leather on a crisp New England evening is a childhood memory I really cherish. And, once you learn the technique, you’ll be able to do it year-round. I do it every day to my next-door neighbor.
So, join us tomorrow for a special Halloween “Living”. I spend 364 days a year suppressing the demons inside me. But on Hallow’s Eve, I invite them to dance. It’s a good thing.
Norm MacDonald: I’m Norm MacDonald, and this is the fake news.
Tomorrow, Chinese Prime Minister Zhang Ze-min begins a weeklong visit that could define U.S. relations with China for years to come. President Clinton plans to ask Zhang for several things, including human rights reform, trade expansion, and a Chinese herb said to have the power to straighten a bent penis.
Well, it’s official. Sportscaster Marv Albert, convicted last month on assault and battery charges, will serve no jail time. [ pic of Patricia Masten ] But the big story was outside of the courthouse, where the second accuser from his trial, Patricia Masten, showed her face in public for the first time. This new development had legal experts once again asking: Who was the real victim here?
[ pic of Gloria Alread ] Incidentally, Ms. Masten will be represented in her civil suit by feminist attorney Gloria Alread, who is also quite unattractive. No box of chocolates, that one!
Well, this week, attorney general Janet Reno charged software giant Microsoft with trying to monopolize access to the Internet, and has asked a federal court to fine the company a million dollars a day. Analysts say that at this rate, Microsoft CEO Bill Gates will be broke just ten years after the earth crashes into the sun.
According to new medical studies, exposure to second-hand smoke dramatically increases a non-smoker’s risk of getting heart disease and lung cancer. Jubilant tobacco executives say the new study proves without a shadow of a doubt that non-smoking can kill you.
[ Minimal response from audience ]
Norm MacDonald: Well… that one wasn’t very good, but try to laugh anyway, it’ll give Farley a little rest.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian announced this week that he will start to offer organs taken from his suicide patients to people who need transplants. In addition, Kevorkian promised that anyone who does not get a life-saving organ will get a free murdering.
And in London, British scientists have created a frog embryo without a head; a breakthrough that could lead to the production of headless human clones to provide organs for transplant, as well as horrific nightmares for the rest of my life!
Norm Macdonald: And now, with a special commentary is our very own Tracy Morgan.
Tracy Morgan: Thank you, Norm. Hello, America. My name is Tracy Morgan, or as most of you know me as… The Other Black Guy. I’ve been with Saturday Night Live for 23 shows, but sometimes I don’t even get recognized in my own neighborhood. But that’s alright because I’m The Other Black Guy. And I’m just letting you know I’m here. Now, you might wanna get a pen and a piece of paper and write my name down. It’s T-R-A-C-Y M-O-R-G-A-N. [ Letters appear on screen as said ] Tracy Morgan. I have a re-occurring character. [ show Stallone goodnights ] There’s me in my big scene with Sylvester Stallone. [ show Spacey goodnights ] And there’s me with Kevin Spacey, he was cool to work with! [ show Tom Hanks ] Ah! Me with Tom Hanks, that’s my man! I’m really proud of that character, man. I call him the guy who smiles real big at the goodnights; has been in all 23 shows; makes me feel good; a role model for kids to look up to, like Evel Knievel. When other black people come up to me and say “So you work at Saturday Night Live?” and I say “Yeah!” And they say “So what’cha do there?” And I say “I’m Tracy Morgan, the Other Black Guy.” And they say “Aww, yeah, I seen you on the goodnights!” And I’ll say “That’s me, Tracy Morgan, the Other Black Guy.” I’m proud to be filling the role of the Other Black Guy on Saturday Night Live. So America, get ready… and I’ll see you in 45 minutes. Goodnight!
Norm MacDonald: Tracy Morgan, he’s the other black guy, ladies and gentlemen!
Well, in Maine political activists are trying to push through a constitutional amendment that would expand voting rights for the mentally ill. But according to insiders, it’s just a ploy by supporters of Ross Perot.
In New Orleans this week, Doonesbury creator Garry Trudeau was honored by the Drug Policy Foundation, a group who seeks to legalize marijuana. Also honored this week by the foundation – weed!
A Minnesota man is being sued by a woman who claims that he promised to marry her, but called off the wedding after he convinced her brother to give him a kidney. [ Holds up a human kidney ] Don’t I know it!
According to fire department officials in Wisconsin, many of the state’s communities can’t find enough people to be volunteer firefighters. As a possible explanation, officials cite the extreme danger of the job combined with the complete absence of pay!
Finally, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his 8-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory: Women can’t drive!
Norm MacDonald: Okay, folks, that’s the news. Thank you!
Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 23: Episode 5 ]]>
Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: November 8th, 1997 Jon Lovitz Jane’s Addiction None Dana Carvey Controlling the AirwavesSummary: Media mogels take turns interrupting a speech by President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) so they can pursue their own agendas. Recurring Characters: Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Bill Clinton. Transcript
Montage
Jon Lovitz’s MonologueSummary: An ego-driven Jon Lovitz performs a piece from his one-man show. Transcript
Dunkin DonutsSummary: Before he retires, Dunkin Donuts commercial actor Michael Vale (Jon Lovitz) brings an abrupt closure to his character. Transcript
Larry King’s Wedding ReceptionSummary: A slew of celebrities roast Larry King (Norm MacDonald) at his latest wedding reception. Recurring Characters: Ted Turner, Larry King, Al Pacino, Ross Perot. Transcript
A Year With JewelSummary: David Sobel (Jon Lovitz) regrets winning a year in the Alaskan wildnerness with pop singer Jewel (Ana Gasteyer). Recurring Characters: Jewel, Missy Elliot.
TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel’s “Fun With Real Audio” showcases President Bill Clinton’s liabilities during a speech.
The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) answers more sex queries from his viewers. Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps, Montel.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Pathological liar Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz) gives an update on what he’s been up to since his last appearance on “SNL”. Recurring Characters: Tommy Flanagan. Transcript
Jane’s Addiction performs “Jane Says”Bio: Alternative rock band; the group originally formed in 1985, and broke up in 1991; the band reformed briefly in 1997, prior to their 2001 reunion tour; members: Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, Flea (replacing Eric Avery), Stephen Perkins.
The Late Show with David LettermanSummary: Marv Albert (Jon Lovitz) shows off his raunchy home video clips to David Letterman (Norm MacDonald). Recurring Characters: David Letterman, Paul Shaffer, Marv Albert.
The Lost Deep ThoughtsSummary: Jack Handey comments on the biggest secret held by a mountain. Transcript
Colin Quinn Explains The New York TimesSummary: Colin Quinn employs stand-up to help make sense of New York Times headlines for the common reader. Transcript
The Robin Byrd ShowSummary: Ron Jeremy (Jon Lovitz) discusses the adult film industry with Robin Byrd (Cheri Oteri). Recurring Characters: Robin Byrd, Ron Jeremy, Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds.
Set Our Nanny FreeSummary: Musical artists band together for the release of au pair Louise Woodward. Recurring Characters: The Spice Girls, Elton John, George Michael, Elvis Costello, Sarah Ferguson.
Announcer…..Darrell Hammond Michael Vale…..Jon Lovitz Director…..Will Ferrell
[ open on slow zoom on Michael Vale, dressed in Dunkin Donuts outfit, standing in front of a display of doughnuts ]
Announcer: At Dunkin Donuts, you can always count on starting your day right. Because we’re pu at the crack of dawn.
Michael Vale: Time to make the doughnuts!
Director: [ off-screen ] Aaaaaand.. cut!
[ wide shot of full set, as Director rises to approach Michael Vale ]
Director: Alright! Excellent rehearsal. I think you’ve got it, and, uh.. let’s get ready to shoot this. Uh.. when you’re done, you cna start enjoying your retirement.
Michael Vale: Yeah! [ reflective ] Boy, I can’t believe I’ve been doing commercials – these ones – all these years, for fiften years now! Yeah, it’s been quite a ride.
Director: Yeah, well.. you did some good doughnut commercials. Okay? Uh, so.. let’s set up for the last take, everyone!
Michael Vale: [ deeply reflective ] Yeah, boy.. I mean fifteen years, okay? My character – Fred the Baker – well, he’s sure seen America through some tough times!
Director: [ calling out ] Hey, uh, Sid? Can we get some more light on these krullers?
Michael Vale: Boy, the Gulf War – just another “Time to make the doughnuts.” The rodney King beating – “Time to make the doughnuts.” Iran-Contra..
Director: That’s great, that’s great, Michael. Uh, when you’re ready, then we’ll roll.
Michael Vale: Boy, this is the end of something really big, you know? Now, is it me, or do you think people are going to want to see what happens to my character after he retires? I just think his story needs a little closer. Don’t you think?
Director: Yeah, sure. I mean, have fun with it, Mike, alright? Alright, let’s do this! Everyone, settle.. [ takes his seat ] Aaaaand.. action!
[ close-up shot of doughnut display ]
Announcer: At Dunkin Donuts, you can always count on starting your day right. Because we’re pu at the crack of dawn.
Michael Vale: You know, for fifteen years, it’s been “Time to make the doughnuts.” And, now.. it’s time to die.
Director: Cut!
[ wide shot of full set, as Director rises to approach Michael Vale ]
Director: What’s, uh.. what’s going on over there, Mike?
Michael Vale: Well, you know, it’s that closure thing I was talking about, you know? Fred made his doughnuts, and now he’s going to go home and take his own life!
Director: That’s, uh.. that’s a little dark for a doughnut commercial, Mike. Uh, just go a little lighter, and we can get out of here.
Michael Vale: Boy,l it has been a wold ride hasn’t it?
Director: It sure has, Mike. Okay. Everyone ready? and.. action!
[ close-up shot of doughnut display ]
Announcer: At Dunkin Donuts, you can always count on starting your day right. Because we’re pu at the crack of dawn.
Michael Vale: Time to make the doughnuts. Thousand of doughnuts all the same, just like people. Destined to be chewed up, pooped out and forgotten!
Director: Cut!
[ wide shot of full set, Director still seated ]
Director: Mike, we’re gonna need to go way lighter there, okay? Uh, what about a happy ending, you know? Just think of Fred retiring on a beach, or something..
Michael Vale: [ excited ] Oh, yeah, that could work! Let’s try it!
Director: Okay. Aaaaand.. action!
[ close-up shot of doughnut display ]
Announcer: At Dunkin Donuts, you can always count on starting your day right. Because we’re pu at the crack of dawn.
Michael Vale: Time to make the doughnuts.. and then I’m retiring to Florida, with my hot little stewardess girlfriend! and, believe me, from now on, it ain’t gonna be doughnuts I’ll be eating!!
Director: CUT!!
Michael Vale: It’s a rap!
Director: No! No! No! It’s not a rap, okay?! Look.. I know this is a big day for you, but —
Michael Vale: Yeah! It’s been quite a ride.
Director: You know what? No, it hasn’t! Okay? You say one line, and you look kind of funny. That’s not a ride! So, say the damn line and hold up the doughnuts.. and that’s all the people want to see, we can get out of here!
Michael Vale: Oh, I see.. Well, you see, I don’t think that is all the people want to see!! [ angrily thrusts up the pan of doughnuts and knocks them to the floor ] Alright?! Now, they laughed along with his character for fifteen years, and now I think they want to see him die or get some tail!!
Director: Fine. I’m ot going to argue with you, okay? Everyone, we’re gonna take a break! And, then, the doughnut guy can do whatever he wants okay?!
Michael Vale: Good!
[ fade to black ]
[ SUPER: “One Hour Later” ]
[ fade back up to closed-up on the Dunkin Doughnuts set ]
Announcer: At Dunkin Donuts, you can always count on starting your day right. Because we’re up at the crack of dawn.
Michael Vale: Time to make the donuts. And time to get it on! [ bikini-clad blonde enters scene and is kissed by Vale ] Baby! [ looks over as Grim Reaper enters scene ] Oops.. time for me to go! See all you people in Hell! It’s been quite a ride, everybody!
Announcer: Dunkin Donuts. Start your morning right.
Ted Turner…..Will Ferrell Shawn Southwick…..Molly Shannon Larry King…..Norm MacDonald Fran Drescher…..Cheri Oteri Al Pacino…..Chris Kattan Dennis Franz…..Darrell Hammond Ross Perot…..Dana Carvey Jane Fonda…..Ana Gasteyer
[Larry King and Shawn Southwick are having their wedding reception at Spago Hollywood in Beverly Hills. Ted Turner gets up to a podium at the table to speak, tapping on a glass with a piece of silverware.]
Ted Turner: Can I have everyone’s attention? Now when I hired Larry King to work for me at CNN, I never dreamed I’d be his best man at his wedding. So Larry, as your best man and boss, let me just say you’ll always be my friend as long as your ratings are good. And now may I present Shawn Southwick, the new Miss Larry King.
Shawn Southwick: Oh, thank you, Ted. As Larry’s wife, I just want to say how thrilled I am to have finally found the man of my dreams: a sixty-three-year-old balding Jew who’s been married eight times. Honey, would you like to say something?
Larry King: [He stands to the podium, hunched over as usual. All through his speech, he stands hunched over, switching positions from the right to the left when he switches topics.] Here’s my two cents, gang. Of all the great days in my life, this is gonna be one of the two or three greatest. Michael Jordan is better at basketball than he is at baseball. If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, it should be “Gattica.” I don’t care what anybody says, in my book Princess Diana’s death was a tragedy! Between Tylenol tablets and Tylenol jello caps, nothing beats Tylenol tablets! The more I think about it, the more I realize one of the great figures of the 20th century has to be Leonard Maltin! Is it just me or –
[Ted Turner stands up, tugging on his arm.]
Ted Turner: Okay, Larry, settle down, settle down. Fran Drescher’d like to make a toast, here. Come up here, Fran.
Fran Drescher: Larry, Shawn, congratulations. As you know, I am on the hit show “The Nanny,” but unlike the other nanny who’s been on TV lately, I didn’t kill any kids! [laughs annoying]
Ted Turner: Fran, you’re very annoying. Leave. Leave.
Fran Drescher: Oh, I’m scared! You’re the big bad wolf Ted Turner! [Fran leaves the area.]
Ted Turner: Al Pacino, would you like to say a few words? Come up here, Al.
Al Pacino: [talking gruffly] Okay. Thank you, Ted. Shawn, you’re a beautiful young woman. Hoo-hah! You just married Larry King. Look. [Starts snapping his fingers continually in front of his face, not blinking at all. Look at his eyes. Look. Look. Mouth. Tongue. [stops snapping] What the hell were you thinking?!
Ted Turner: Al, Al, Al, just calm down.
Al Pacino: I’m just getting warmed up! [waits a few seconds] I’m done.
Larry King: I’ve got a hunch that the internet is gonna be around for a long, long time, gang! Dr. Kelsey Grammer: one class act! Yours truly believes –
Ted Turner: That’s enough Larry, that’s enough. Get up here, Dennis.
Dennis Franz: Short and sweet. Larry King, where do you get off dating broads half your age? And in terms the looks way out of your league. You shower them with gifts, you shag them in hotels, and then before the pre-nups can take effect, you throw ’em on the street!
Larry King: Actor Dennis Franz –
Dennis Franz: Are you taking a tone with me? Because if you are, in the trunk of my car, I’ve got a hammer looking to bust up the only heart valve you only got that still works! [Larry King sits hastily.] By the way, great baked potato.
Larry King: Sudden thought: there is no better doctor in the world of medicine than Dr. Scholl. I don’t care what anybody says, I’m still not a fan of John Denver –
[Ross Perot enters.]
Ross Perot: Larry, can I get in here? Can I get in here for a minute, please? Can I finish, please, just for a minute? Could you just zip it for one second? Not your fly, zip the mouth, right now. [moves his hand up and down] See, there’s your jaw going like that, I want it to go like that. [shuts his hand] Any questions? That’s it. Is it all going over your head? Is it all just whistles and bells right now, is that it? Larry, why are you getting married, anyway? Has any woman ever removed these suspenders, trembling in anticipation? Has any woman ever seen you naked and said, “I gotta get me some of that!” Look at you. What are you, a hunchback? Lower that down. Take some tai chi. Look at you. You’re all cramped up. Up close, you are an odd looking bird, you know that? You must have made a deal with the Devil! Hell, “I’m gonna be on TV for 80 years, but I’ve got to go through life looking like a turtle!” Curves are nice on a woman, not on a spine. Check into a thing, it’s called a chiropractor. How are you? Anyway, listen, all I wanted – [He notices Larry has sat down.] That’s right, run away, run away, there you are. Quick impression of you right now – “What’s going on? What? Where am I? Where’s Ross Perot? Hey, why am I a turtle?” All I want to do is zoom zoom and a boom boom and a zoom zoom. That’s right. See, I’m hip. I’m keeping up with the young people. Can you even name a Hanson, Larry? I didn’t think so. Just a blank stare right there. There’s nobody home, all hollow up there. Shawn, quick impression of Larry on your wedding night. [starts snoring] I’m just kidding, Larry. I’m kidding cause I love you, that’s right. Now listen, you can go on with your little wedding, pushing wedding cake into his face and throw garter belts around – I’m trying to save our nation. Let me put it to you this way, folks. Please, this country’s in trouble. Let me just say, you can squat on a pit bull, but that don’t get you rhubarb pie.
[Ted Turner and Jane Fonda stare at each other, bewildered.]
Ross Perot: Can you follow me? Can anybody follow me?
Larry King: For my money, the best way to reach the operator is to dial “0”.
[title and voice over: “And now, the lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”]
Jack Handy V/O: [voice over with scrolling text] When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, “YA-HOO! We’re rich!” But it turned out to be something different.
Anchor…..Will Ferrell El Nino…..Chris Farley Ric Flair…..Jim Breuer
Anchor: Welcome to “WeatherScope”. The biggest news this season, undoubtedly, the huge mass of warm Pacific water known as El Nino. Though it has caused torrential downpours in the Pacific region, El Nino has also dominated many tropical storms, preventing them from becoming hurricanes. In a dramatic development, the Weather Channel has captured the following satellite images of the mysterious phenomenon known as.. El Nino.
[ cut to El Nino standing in front of huge winds delivering his pitch in the style of a professional wrestler ]
El Nino: I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino! Yo soy El Nino! For those of you who don’t “habla Espanol”, El Nino is Spanish for.. The Nino! To any of you hurricanes who are listening, step on up! Because nobody can take El Nino! I challenge any of you punk-ass tropical storms to a no-holds barred cage match! Any time! Any coast! I swear to God all Mighty it is time to pay the piper, ’cause El Nino’s coming for ya! And it ain’t gonna be pretty!
[ cut back to Anchor in the studio ]
Anchor: Obviously, El Nino issuing a challenge to all comers. Let’s hear now from expert meteorologist and intercontinental Wrestling Federation champion, Ric Flair. El Nino, has some pretty strong words there, Rick, it looks like he’s after you belt.
[ cut to Ric Flair rebutting El Nino’s challenge ]
Ric Flair: El Nino, I’ve got one thing to say to you, brother! You may dominate weather fronts all along the Eastern seaboard brother, but you wouldn’t last two seconds against me and Junkyard Dog, Nino! I don’t speak Spanish, but I’m coming to your burrito to kick your butt-o, pal! Yeah, that’s right!
[ El Nino suddenly crashes into the scene, as he and Ric Flair attempt to tear one another apart with various wrestling moves ]
Anchor: Ric Flair has applied the sleeper hold to El Nino! It’s unbelievable! Ric Flair has subdued the powerful weather phenomenon known as El Nino! I think you can look for a return to colder weather and more storms in the Great Lakes region.
Announcer: November 3rd, watch WWF action when Hacksaw Jim Doogan takes on the Santa Ana Wind at the Indiana State Fairgrounds!
[ Lorne’s at his desk. Tim’s seated across from him. ]
Lorne Michaels: Now Tim, I’m planning on having Farley host in three weeks, but I’m just not sure, considering all the issues he’s had lately.
Tim Meadows: I know what you’re saying, Lorne, and I have the solution to fill the void — me.
Lorne Michaels: Yeah right. It’s either Farley or Chris Rock – you choose.
Tim Meadows: Lorne, Farley’s really coming along. That last trip to the “spa” did the trick. He’s been totally clean for six weeks — no booze, no women… still got the eating thing. I’m not gonna kid you about that.
Lorne Michaels: Well, we do need a host for October 25th.
Tim Meadows: Cannot not do better than Chris Farley, sir. I mean, fatty falls down, ratings go up.
Lorne Michaels: Believe me, I know. But how do I know he’s not gonna screw up?
[ Farley bursts into the office. ]
Chris Farley: Because I won’t!
[ Farley seats himself next to Tim. ]
Chris Farley: We can do this! Lorne, you’re skeptical and I don’t blame you one bit. But this time, I’m not gonna let you down, boss.
Lorne Michaels: You said that before, Chris. What about the Marisa Tomei show?
Chris Farley: I had to go to the bathroom! I get confused!
Lorne Michaels: What about the time with Pardo?
Chris Farley: Oh man! That was no big deal! Old guys throw up all the time!! Especially Pardo. Lorne, you remember the time I got pulled over by the cops and I said I was YOU!!!
[ Farley chuckles mightily. ]
Chris Farley: And you had to do that time in jail!? That was awesome!! That’s just part of the fun!
Lorne Michaels: No Chris, that wasn’t awesome.
Chris Farley: Remember the time I set Timmy up with the transvestite and he went out with her for three weeks!?
[ Farley chuckles. ]
Tim Meadows: Stacy!?!?
Chris Farley: Stacy.
Lorne Michaels: Chris, do you remember any of the John Travolta show?
Chris Farley: No… Not any of it… But that was then, this is now. I’m not just talking the talk, but I’m gonna be walking the walk, boss!
Tim Meadows: And he’s got a great sponsor who’s here to keep an eye on him. Really!
[ Chevy Chase comes in. ]
Chevy Chase: Hey Lorne!
Chris Farley: Yes!!
[ Chevy and Farley lock arms for a semi-embrace. ]
Lorne Michaels: Chevy!? Your Farley’s sponsor!? You just got out of Betty Ford!
Chevy Chase: Well, that’s neither here nor there, Lorne… The important thing is that Chris is doing great! He’s been completely sober for two weeks.
Chris Farley: Six!
Chevy Chase: Six, two, whatever! The important thing is that Chris is not just talking the talk, he’s walking the walk.
Lorne Michaels: Why do I not believe you?
Chris Farley: Lorne, I just want you to know something — if you decide not to let me host, I’ll understand. But if you do let me host, I swear to you, I will not let you down!!
Lorne Michaels: Can you still fall through a table?
Chris Farley: Can I!?!? Gaga-goo-me!
Tim Meadows: Show him!
Chris Farley: I’ll show you, Lorne!
[ Chris gets out of his chair and does a pratfall on Lorne’s desk, knocking off all on it. The desk doesn’t collapse. Lorne rises out of his chair. ]
Lorne Michaels: Chris, this isn’t a breakaway, but I’ll tell you what — you can host.
Chris Farley: I can! All right!! “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”
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