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Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Chris Kattan
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The How Do You Say, Ah Yes, ShowSummary: Sexy Antonio Banderas (Chris Kattan) chats with the author of a book on Lyme Disease (Lucy Lawless).
Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas.
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Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Chevy Chase : Cast Member
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1975-1976
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Bio: Chevy Chase (1943-) met Lorne Michaels while waiting in line to see “Monty Python & The Holy Grail”, and the two became quick friends. Though Lorne hired him to write for SNL, Chevy was more interested in performing on the show. He used the Weekend Update platform as his audition so he could say whatever he felt about the news. Chevy left SNL early in its second season, ostensibly so he could move to California to marry his girlfriend, Jacqueline Carlin. He would return often over the years to host or make surprise guest appearances, but was finally banned from hosting SNL following years of belittling cast members during his visits. His most memorable films include “Foul Play” (1978), “Caddyshack” (1980), “National Lampoon’s Vacation” (1983), and “Fletch” (1985). Notable Characters and Sketches
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Weekend Update:
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New Dad Insurance
Jamitol
Triopenin
Droolers Anti-Defamation League
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Attractive
Greg Allman’s Love Life
Interracial Couple
Racist Word Association Interview
Billy’s Call Home
The Elf
Shimmer
Why Drugs Are Called “Dope”
Alcohol & Firearms Don’t Mix
40th Birthday
Very White
Understanding Men
The Restaurant
Purina Rat Chow
The Claudine Longet Invitational
Zing
The Affair
Hiccuping Eulogist
Marine Corps Commercial Shoot
Peter Lemon Moodring
Foreign Card Playing
National Uvula Association
Fooling Death
Waiting for Pardo
A*M*I*S*H
Speak Out for Milk
Mobile Shrink
Paul Simon’s Monologue Worries
Pilson’s Feedbag Dinners
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Casey Wilson : Cast Member
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Jennifer Tilly 
Internet Blind Date 
Toni Ward, The Cougar Den:
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Dusty Velvet 
Sarah Annette Boob, “It’s A Match” 
The Less Provocative Songs Of Katy Perry
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Brian Tucker : Writer
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Bio: Member of Selected Hilarity comedy group; former writer: “Chris Rock Show”, “Mad TV”, “Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn”, “Chappelle’s Show”. Wrote Sketches
Bit Performances
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Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Bobby Moynihan : Cast Member
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Notable Characters and Sketches 
Mark Payne:
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Of Mice and Men 
Guest House
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Bill Murray
1976-1977
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Murray expresses his excitement over “Footloose” musical.
Couple (Murray, Molly Shannon) take their Yahtzee a little too seriously.
Murray and Chevy Chase keep new generation intact with their comedy quotes.
Psychotic (Murray) poses as the clerk at mystical bookstore.
Dr. Baxter (Murray) lists his famous female patients.
