Charles Barkley
DJ Khalid
DeAndre Cole… Kenan Thompson
Backup singers… Ego Nwodim, Melissa Villaseñor
[Starts with “What’s Up With That?” intro]
[music playing]
Backup singers: [singing] Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
Male voice: It’s “What’s Up With That?” at home. Taking on the issues of today with soul tonight, hall of famer, Charles Barkley, the great DJ Khalid, and Lindsey Buckingham. Here’s your host, DeAndre Cole.
DeAndre Cole: Woke up this morning then I got out of bed
had a bigger cup of coffee to clear my head
been home for a while and that’s where I’m at
but we can still jam on “What’s up with that?”
DeAndre Cole and backup singers: Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
DeAndre Cole: What’s up with that? yuu, oh, yeah
Wow! Yeah! Thank you all for joining us on “What’s Up With That?” where we’re going to learn how to stay safe at home. Now, our guests are very busy. So, I brought along this timer [a timer pops on the screen] to make sure that we don’t keep him too long. Ha-ha-ha. We’re going to talk about social distance.
[drum hi-hat starts playing. DeAndre Cole starts looking around.]
Gonna talk persistence
[Bass starts playing]
[singing] COVID resistance
It’s gonna be fantastic, boombastic
galactic, elastic
emphatic, spastic
fancy fantastic
[Charles Berkley and DJ Khalid are clueless]
Everybody sing
DeAndre Cole and backup singers: Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
DeAndre Cole: What’s up… I say what’s up… somebody tell me what is up with that? yeah
Whoo! Alright. We are so lucky to have Mr. Charles Barkley who is in new documentary on Michael Jordan.
Charles Barkley: I’m not gonna lie. This is weird.
DeAndre Cole: It is. Now, Charles, everybody is talking about this new Michael Jordan documentary and you played against Michael in the 1993 finals and you were on the dream team. What was that like?
Charles Barkley: It was special. And a documentary is excellent.
DeAndre Cole: Um-hmm.
Charles Barkley: But it doesn’t show everything. Let me tell you about something that’s not in there.
[drum hi-hat starts playing. DeAndre Cole starts looking around.]
[Charles and DeAndre Cole are looking around]
DeAndre Cole: Go ahead.
[Bass starts playing]
Charles Barkley: Okay. Like I was saying, I played with Michael and all his guys. There are incredible stories people still don’t know.
DeAndre Cole: [singing] Incredible stories
Charles Barkley: Right. And you might actually hear them if you would let me talk please.
DeAndre Cole: [singing] Letting you talk now
Charles Barkley: No, you’re not. Which is a shame. I’m trying to tell you about the one time me and Michael Jordan–
DeAndre Cole: [singing] Jordan was the greatest
and I got to say
DeAndre Cole and backup singers: Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
[Charles Barkley and DJ Khalid are annoyed]
Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
DeAndre Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, joining us remotely, the sexy siren of social distancing, Quarantina.
[Quarantina is singing in home drinking wine]
Quarantina: [singing] Merlot for one
tonight I toast only these
merlot for one
it’s a soul of merlot to believe
so go to your parties
and have all your fun
go to your spring breaks
and dance in the sun
I’ll be right here
and that only begun
with my merlot for one
DeAndre Cole and backup singers: Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
[Charles Barkley and DJ Khalid are annoyed]
Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, a special appearance by Howie Hot Wheels and the lego Kid.
[Howie and lego kid are dancing]
Go Howie, go Howie, go lego, go lego
[DJ Khalid starts dancing]
get speedy, get speedy, get crazy, it’s your birthday
DeAndre Cole and backup singers: Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?
DeAndre Cole: What’s up… I say what’s up… somebody tell me what is up with that
now will somebody please come to my house and teach my damn kids?
Yes!
Whoo! Alright. Well, folks my kids got to use the laptop that we rented from the local library for the online schooling. Ha-ha. But I want to thank Charles Barkley for being here.
Charles Barkley: That’s it? Whatever!
DeAndre Cole: And thank you to the one and only DJ Khalid.
DJ Khalid: Well, I guess that was another one.
DeAndre Cole: And Lindsey Buckingham. Oh, man, I know we haven’t let you talk on any episode for the past 10 years. Lindsey? Lindsey? [Lindsey Buckingham’s connection is lost.] Oh! Well, that’s too bad. Well, thank you for trying anyway, Lindsey. How about I wave to you from my car on your birthday? Yeah. Just look out for 25 Buick Lesabre. Alright, until next time.
[drums roll]
[singing] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
DeAndre Cole and backup singers: Ooh, wii, what’s up with that? what’s up with that?