Donald Trump… Alec Baldwin
Kellyanne Conway… Kate McKinnon
Mike Pence… Beck Bennett
Eric Trump… Alex Moffat
Donald Trump Jr. …Mikey Day
Sarah Huckabee Sanders… Aidy Bryant
Melania Trump… Cecily Strong
Ivanka Trump… Scarlett Johannson
[Starts with Donald Trump playing piano in stage]Donald Trump: [singing] I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway: It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
All: The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
All: Baby I’ve been here before
I’ve seen this room and I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew ya
All: And I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
And love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
All: I did my best, it wasn’t much
I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch
I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I’ll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Donald Trump: I’m not giving up because I didn’t do anything wrong. [Donald Trump looks around] But I can’t speak for these people.
All: And live from New York, it’s Saturday night.