Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Guest Writers:

February 3rd, 2007 Drew Barrymore Lily Allen None Horatio Sanz Jim Cashman JB Smoove

American Idol

Summary: "American Idol" judges Simon cowell (Jason Sudeikis), Paula Abdul (Amy Poehler), and Randy Jackson (Kenan Thompson) travel the country to offer criticism to animal contestants. Recurring Characters: Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson.

Montage

Drew Barrymore's Monologue

Summary: While making her way through the studio halls to make her acquaintance with the 5-Timer's Club, Drew Barrymore bumps headfirst into Andy Samberg and unravels a series of romantic-comedy film cliches. First Hosted: 82g. Transcript

The Dakota Fanning Show

Summary: Brainy child star Dakota Fanning (Amy Poehler) fails to relate to other child stars in her age group. Transcript

Poison Therapy

Summary: A marriage counselor (Kristen Wiig) helps patch the rocky relationship between a husband (Will Forte) and the wife (Drew Barrymore) who continuously poisons him with dioxin. Transcript

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: A presentation of the "Body Fuzion" workout tape from 1986, which features four women (Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph) working up a rough sweat while barely performing an actual exercise regimen. Transcript

Target Greatland

Summary: The Target Clerk (Kristen Wiig) trains a new hire (Drew Barrymore) with an attention span even short than her own. Recurring Characters: Target clerk.

Nervous Job Interviewee

Summary: A nervous job interviewee (Drew Barrymore) frantically sips a caffeineated beverage while insulting a company's Human Resources team (Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson, Maya Rudolph).

Lily Allen performs "Smile"

Bio: Lily Allen (1985-). English singer/songwriter; began to receive mainstream coverage after posting demos on Myspace.com; known for regularly making disparaging remarks about other musicians. Lyrics

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Weekend Update nanny Barbara Birmingham (Kenan Thompson) demonstrates the proper way to discipline a surly child. Transcript

Versace Super Bowl Party

Summary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) celebrates the Super Bowl with Prince (Fred Armisen), David Beckham (Seth Meyers) abd Posh Spice (Drew Barrymore), and Elton John (horatio Sanz). Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Prince, Posh Spice, Elton John. Transcript

Jojo the Valet

Summary: Jojo (Amy Poehler) the gawky, spunky country club valet makes his feelings known for recently-divorced club member, Ashley Sanderson (Drew Barrymore). Transcript

Firestarter Smoked Sausages

Summary: Now grown-up Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore) uses her pyrokinetic to hawk smoked sausages. Note: Originally cut from the dress rehearsal of Barrymore's previous hosting stint on 02/14/04. Horatio Sanz had the role now played by Jason Sudeikis. Transcript

Lily Allen performs "LDN"

The Formosa

Summary: Drunken celebrities Peter O'Toole (Bill Hader) and Drew Barrymore reminisce about the good-old-days of decadent Hollywood behavior. Recurring Characters: Peter O'Toole. Transcript

Nelson Baby Toupees

Summary: Hair Club For Men spoof promotes haipieces for babies. Note: Repeat from 01/21/06.

Goodnights

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