Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

March 15th, 2008 Jonah Hill Mariah Carey None Tracy Morgan T-Pain Jim Downey

Spitzer & Associates

Summary: Following his resignation for being caught with call girls, New York governor Eliot Spitzer (Bill Hader) announces that he will open a law firm and tackle similarly embarrassing cases. Transcript

Montage

Note: Jonah Hill was originally scheduled to host just prior to the Writer's Guild Strike. Note: Janet Jackson was originally scheduled to be tonight's musical guest, but had to cancel early in the week when she came down with the flu.

Jonah Hill's Monologue

Summary: Jonah Hill employs raunchy lyrics to sing about how fancy he is. Bio: Jonah Hill (1983-). Actor/writer; freqient collaborator with Seth Rogan; appeared in the films "Knocked Up" (2007) and "Superbad" (2007).

MacGruber

Summary: MacGruber (Will Forte) refuses to detonate a bomb until Vicky (Kristien Wiig) and Isaac (Jonah Hill) own up to their dissatisfaction with his job performance. Recurring Characters: MacGruber, Vicky. Transcript

What's Your Situation?

Summary: Slimy, obnoxious Lou Delholm (Jonah Hill) uses his game show solely as an excuse to find a woman who will date him. Transcript

Six Year Old

Summary: A six-year old (Jonah Hill) embarrasses his newly-divorced dad (Bill Hader) by obnoxiously performing Borscht Belt humor in front of the hibachi crowd at Benihana's. Transcript

MacGruber II

Summary: Refusing to detonate a bomb, MacGruber (Will Forte) switches places with Isaac (Jonah Hill) and watches him squirm. Recurring Characters: MacGruber, Vicky. Transcript

The Suze Orman Show

Summary: Suze Orman (Kristen Wiig) advices her viewers to live like a cheapskate in order to keep themselves financially stable. Transcript

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: Andy Samberg is shocked when he discovers that Jonah Hill has entered into a gay relationship with his dad (Jim Downey). Transcript

Mariah Carey performs "Touch My Body"

First Performed: 90d.

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler ask "Really!?!" after Eliot Spitzer is busted in the prostitution ring. Tracy Morgan responds to the issue of race i the Presidential election. Transcript

Target Greatland

Summary: The Target clerk (Kristen Wiig) offers relationship advice to co-worker Jeremy (Jonah Hill) as he frets over asking out another employee. Recurring Characters: Target Lady.

NBC Special Report

Summary: Brian Williams (Will Forte) reveals startling evidence which suggests Sen. John McCain (Darrell Hammond) is old. Recurring Characters: Brian Williams, John McCain. Transcript

Clancy T. Bachleratt and Jackie Snad Sing Songs about Spaceships, Toddlers, Model T. Cars & Jars of Beer

Summary: Spokesman (Jonah Hill) touts the joint collaboration of patriotic country musicians Clancy T. Bachleratt (Will Forte) and Jackie Snad (Kristen Wiig).

Mariah Carey featuring T-Pain performs "Migrate"

Bio: T-Pain (1985-). Hip hop artist/producer.

Internet Blind Date

Summary: Schlumpy Dean's (Jonah Hill) hot date (Casey Wilson) discovers he lied about himself over the Internet. Transcript

Goodnights

Transcript

MacGruber III

Summary: After refusing to detonate a bomb, MacGruber (Will Forte) employs the aid of a Life Coach (Bill Hader) to provide positive re-enforcement. Recurring Characters: MacGruber, Vicky. Transcript