Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 24: Episode 10
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January 9th, 1999
Bill Paxton
Beck
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Tina Fey
Paula Pell
Lorne Michaels
Debbie Matenopolous
James Cameron
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Mac's Bar
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Summary: Bob Livingston (Will Ferrell) can't believe he got the worst of things following President Bill Clinton's (Darrell Hammond) sex scandal.
Recurring Characters: Bob Livingston, Newt Gingrich, President Bill Clinton.
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Bill Paxton's Monologue
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Summary: After prattling on about his close friendship with Sissy Spacek, the cast and crew douse Bill Paxton in pig's blood.
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The View
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Summary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oyeri) and the girls are relieved to be rid of Debbie Matenopolous.
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Meredith Vieira, Star Jones, Joy Behar.
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The Culps
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Summary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbi Mohan-Culp )Ana Gasteyer) perform a medley while trapped by a blizzard at O'Hare Airport.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.
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Titanic
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Summary: In James Cameron's original ending, old Rose (Cheri Oteri) receives a savage beating.
Recurring Characters: Gloria Stuart.
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Fat Albert: Behind The Music
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Summary: Fat Albert (Tracy Morgan) recalls the downfall of the Junkyard Gang.
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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
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Summary: Elizabeth Dole (Ana Gasteyer) announces the wild candidacy plans she has for the 2000 Election.
Recurring Characters; Elizabeth Dole.
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Beck performs "Nobody's Fault But My Own"
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Also Performed: 96j, 99g, 02l, 04q, 06d.
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NewsForce
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Summary: Numerous graphics cover the screen at once during important news reports.
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KCF Shredders
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Summary: A teenager (Jimmy Fallon) touts the hip lettuce snacker for his generation.
Note: Repeat from 10/02/98.
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Fantastic Voyage
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Summary: Scienstists embark on a miniature journey through President Clinton's penis.
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Beck performs "Tropicalia"
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Extreme Hunting
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Summary: Ted Nugent (Bill Paxton) loves to hunt, especially when he gets to use Prince (Chris Kattan) as a target.
Recurring Characters: skeeter, Prince.
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