For Die Hard Saturday Night Live Fans
Cast Member:
Seasons:Hosted:Special Guest:
Don Novello
1979-1980
1985-1986
2 times
3 times
Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) announces the Pope lost his wallet in Central Park.Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) promises Mass for Pope’s wallet finder.Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
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Finesse Mitchell
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Seasons:Hosted:Special Guest:
2003-2004
2004-2005
2005-2006
None
None
Martin Luther King DaySummary: Lazy black paramedics (Kenan Thompson, Finesse Mitchell) refuse to work on their special day.
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Thomas & DobbinsSummary: Thomas & Dobbins broker (Finesse Mitchell) offers investment advice for society’s less-than-rich consumers.
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Fred Armisen
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Seasons:Hosted:Special Guest:
2002-2003
2003-2004
2004-2005
2005-2006
2006-2007
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None Jasper the ParrotSummary: After a night out, Phoebe (Rachel Dratch) brings her date (Liam Neeson) home to meet her giant parrot, Jasper (Fred Armisen).
Recurring Characters: Phoebe.
Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy PoehlerSummary: John Ashcroft (Darrell Hammond) comments on his resignation from the Bush cabinet. College student Doug Stradley (Seth Meyers) makes a late comments on the election. Deaf comic Richie B. (Fred Armisen) insults his interpretor, Marcus (Kenan Thompson), by telling black jokes.
Recurring Characters: John Ashcroft, Richie B, Marcus.
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Rafael Alonzo’s I.T.F. Technical Computer InstituteSummary: Rafael (Fred Armisen) teaches simple computer technology.
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Mike & Toni’s Chandelier GalaxySummary: Buy a chandlier from Mike (Fred Armisen) and Toni (Rachel Dratch) to add that extra touch of class to your mundane daily activities.
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Garrett Morris : Cast Member
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Seasons:Hosted:Special Guest:Cameos:
1975-1976
1976-1977
1977-1978
1978-1979
1979-1980
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None
None
Bio: Notable Characters and Sketches
Headmaster, New York School for the Hard-of-Hearing:
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CIA Records
Black Perspective:
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Bee Centennial Minute
“Winter Wonderland”
Organ Harvesting
Voodoo
National Express Card
White Guilt Relief Fund
Fondue Sets For Namibia
Sammy Davis Jr.:
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“An Die Musik”
Idi Amin:
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The Great White Athlete
Andrew Young:
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