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SNL Transcripts: Casey Wilson



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  Casey Wilson : Cast Member


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Jennifer Tilly
Internet Blind Date
Toni Ward, The Cougar Den:

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Dusty Velvet
Sarah Annette Boob, “It’s A Match”
The Less Provocative Songs Of Katy Perry

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SNL Transcripts: Chevy Chase



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  Chevy Chase : Cast Member


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Bio: Chevy Chase (1943-) met Lorne Michaels while waiting in line to see “Monty Python & The Holy Grail”, and the two became quick friends. Though Lorne hired him to write for SNL, Chevy was more interested in performing on the show. He used the Weekend Update platform as his audition so he could say whatever he felt about the news. Chevy left SNL early in its second season, ostensibly so he could move to California to marry his girlfriend, Jacqueline Carlin. He would return often over the years to host or make surprise guest appearances, but was finally banned from hosting SNL following years of belittling cast members during his visits. His most memorable films include “Foul Play” (1978), “Caddyshack” (1980), “National Lampoon’s Vacation” (1983), and “Fletch” (1985). Notable Characters and Sketches    
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Attractive
Greg Allman’s Love Life
Interracial Couple
Racist Word Association Interview
Billy’s Call Home
The Elf
Shimmer
Why Drugs Are Called “Dope”
Alcohol & Firearms Don’t Mix
40th Birthday
Very White
Understanding Men
The Restaurant
Purina Rat Chow
The Claudine Longet Invitational
Zing
The Affair
Hiccuping Eulogist
Marine Corps Commercial Shoot
Peter Lemon Moodring
Foreign Card Playing
National Uvula Association
Fooling Death
Waiting for Pardo
A*M*I*S*H
Speak Out for Milk
Mobile Shrink
Paul Simon’s Monologue Worries
Pilson’s Feedbag Dinners

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SNL Transcripts: Amy Poehler



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Recurring Characters & Impressions

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    Other Notable Sketches

  • My Girlfriend the Porn Star
  • e.p.t. Home Pregnancy Test
  • Inside Barbie’s Dreamhouse
  • Swiffer Sleepers
  • The Bush Twins
  • Rice Confirmation Hearing
  • Farrah Fawcett for Ocean Save
  • Couples Therapy
  • Fierce: The Hot Mess Make-Over Show

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