DaBaby BOP (Live)

[Starts with Jennifer Lopez announcing DaBaby’s live performance]

Jennifer Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen, DaBaby.

[Cheers and applause]

[music playing]

Announcer: SNL, I’ll go for the hottest young DJ in the world, DJ Kid, right? I got a special guest with me, SNL. Let me introduce you to my brother, DaBaby. One, two, one, two, three!

DaBaby: 
Let’s go, hah

I needed some shit with some bop in it (let’s go)
I flew past the whip with that blunt in my mouth
Watch the swervin’, that whip had a cop in it (woo)
My girl got good kitties, fly her ‘cross the country
I finish the show and I hop in it
I got me a milli’, I did it legit-ly
I’m still with the– I’m a hot– (hot)

Oh, you asking for pictures with –? (huh?)
What’s your name? Get the — out the spot, 
Tryna figure which deal I’ma take (uh-huh)
I woke up, couple mil’ on my plate (let’s eat)
I’m investing in real and estate (uh-huh)
I just went gave my mama a hundred (a hundred)
Probably won’t hear me open my mouth ‘less you hearin’ me talkin’ ’bout finding some money (let’s go)
As soon as I found it, I flipped that (flip)
I’m a little bit different, they get it (they dig)
Know I’m stiff on a — and she dig it
Tryna find out why Baby ain’t all in her mentions (hah)
No, she ain’t get no DM from me (bitch)
This rich nigga –, it ain’t free
She be throwin’ that –, yeah, she good at it
Turn around when we –, make her look at it (uh, she like, hah)

I needed some shit with some bop in it (let’s go)
I flew past the whip with that blunt in my mouth
Watch the swervin’, that whip had a cop in it (woo, okay)
My girl got good kittie, fly her ‘cross the country
I finish the show and I hop in it (yeah)
I got me a milli’, I did it legit-ly
I’m still with the –, I’m a hot — (hot, let’s go)

I’m unorthodox than a —
Ayy, when you gon’ switch the flow? I thought you’d never ask
— ain’t dissin’ with me
And ain’t ’bout what the — they be rappin’ ’bout with they lil’ scary — (hah)
But to each his own, — (huh)
If you like it, I love it, no biggie (no big)
That boy say he get money, oh, really?
How much they just cut you a check for? A milli’
I’m going back to Cali like Biggie (go back)
‘Bout to go get a pound just to smoke (I smoke)
They told me to come work on my album
I’m tryna go find out the price on a boat (okay)
My lil’ — act like Megan Thee Stallion
She ghetto and nasty, she drivin’ the boat (drive the boat)
All this shit that they makin’ be boring
Play me something to bop while I ride with the pole
Here you go (uh, oh, hah, okay)I needed some shit with some bop in it (let’s go)
I flew past the whip with that blunt in my mouth
Watch the swervin’, that whip had a cop in it (woo)
My girl got good kittie, fly her ‘cross the country
I finish the show and I hop in it
I got me a milli’, I did it legit-ly
I’m still with the –, I’m a hot — (I’m hot)

Announcer: Wait a minute. [Jabbawockeez come in] Is the the– DaBaby partner, Jabbawockeez! Oh, my god! I can’t believe this. Look at them. They got the magic. Ay, SNL, sing this!

DaBaby: I needed some shit with some bop in it (okay, let’s go)
I flew past the whip with that blunt in my mouth
Watch the swervin’, that whip had a cop in it (woo)
My girl got good kittie, fly her ‘cross the country
I finish the show and I hop in it
I got me a milli’, I did it legit-ly
I’m still with the –, I’m a hot — (I’m hot)

Oh, you asking for pictures with –?
What’s your name? Get the fuck out the spot, — (get the fuck)
Tryna figure which deal I’ma take (uh-huh)
I woke up, couple mil’ on my plate

[music stops]

[cheers and applause]

DaBaby Suge (Live)

[Starts with Jennifer Lopez announcing DaBaby’s live performance]

Jennifer Lopez: Once again, DaBaby!

[cheers and applause]

[music playing]

Announcer: Young dollar baby entertainment. Oh!

DaBaby: Pack in the mail, it’s gone (Uh)
She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah)
I just signed a deal, I’m on
Yeah, yeah
I go where I want
Good, good
Play if you want, let’s do it (Ha)
I’m a young CEO, Suge (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah

The first nigga play, I’ma body a — (Ha)
I just checked my balance
I’ll probably pull up to your hood and come buy me a — (No cap)
You know that your ho told you that — crazy
Don’t think that she lied to you, — (Bitch)
Get caught with your ho when I’m poppin’ ’em both
Now they high just like Bobby and Whitney (Haa)
Say I’m the goat, act like I don’t know
But fuck it, I’m obviously winnin’
Don’t make me go hit the bank and take out a hundred
To show you our pockets are different (Ha)
I’m out with your — and I only want knowledge
She got a lil’ mileage, I’m chillin’ (Uh)
You disrespect me and I’ll beat your —  up
All in front of your potnas and children (Ahh, ahh)
I’m the type to let a — think that I’m broke
Until I pop out with a million (I pop)
Take 20K and put that on your head
And make one of your partners come kill you (Yeah)
Say he fuckin’ with me then he gotta grow up
‘Cause this — gotta be kiddin’ (Kiddin’)
This shit, it can’t fit in my pocket
I got it, like I hit the lottery, — (Hot, hot, hot)
Opp, I’ll slap the shit out a —
No talkin’, I don’t like to argue with — (I don’t)
Ain’t gon’ be no more laughin’
You see me whip out guns, I’m gon’ be the ‘shot me a — (No cap)
I don’t follow no women on IG
But all of your women, they follow a — (Ha)
And that lil’ — ain’t gon’ shoot shit with that gun
He just pull it out in his pictures (Bitch, uh)Hah
Pack in the mail, it’s gone (Uh)
She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah)
I just signed a deal, I’m on
Yeah, yeah
I go where I want
Good, good
Play if you want, let’s do it (Ha)
I’m a young CEO, Suge (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
Hah
Pack in the mail, it’s gone (Uh)
She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah)
I just signed a deal, I’m on
Yeah, yeah
I go where I want
Good, good
Play if you want, let’s do it (Ha)
I’m a young CEO, Suge (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah

Talkin’ ’bout, “– I’m gon’ pop that” (Pop)
Got like thirty-two thousand in one of my pockets
The other one, that’s where the Glock at (Glock)
You — wanna be internet gangster
Man, tell all these little — stop that (Ha)
Beat and burnt me a — in front of the store
Where your mammy and grandmama shop at
Hopped out on a whole other wave from these —
Let’s see one of you little — top that
I will turn a — into a convertible
Push me a lil’ — top back (Vroom)
Her boyfriend be hatin’ and callin’ her groupie
Just ’cause she like all my music (Ha)
She’ll send me a text and then delete the message
He tryna find out, it’s confusin’
I don’t know what these — is thinkin’ about
Use the brain in your head ‘fore you lose it (Bitch)
I’ll pull up after school and I’ll teach her some shit
Tell your bro I’m a motherfuckin’ tutor
‘Member I used to cheat off of pretty — test
All the teachers, they thought I was stupid (Uh huh)
Was expectin’ the box to pull up on the truck
Man, this — pulled up on a scooter (The what?)

Hah!
Pack in the mail, it’s gone (Uh)
She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah)
I just signed a deal, I’m on
Yeah, yeah
I go where I want
Good, good
Play if you want, let’s do it (Ha)
I’m a young CEO, Suge (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
Hah
Pack in the mail, it’s gone (Uh)
She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah)
I just signed a deal, I’m on
Yeah, yeah
I go where I want
Good, good
Play if you want, let’s do it (Ha)
I’m a young CEO, Suge (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah

[music stops]

[cheers and applause]

Hip-Hop Carolers

Kyle Mooney

Alex Moffat

Sandra… Heidi Gardner

Jennifer Lopez

Chris Redd

Kenan Thompson

Pete Davidson

DaBaby

[Starts with three people in a Christmas decorated house]

Kyle: Yay, that gingerbread house looks amazing.

Alex:  Uh-huh, our best one yet, pal.

Heidi: All right, who’s ready for dinner?

[door knocking]

Alex: Huh, are we expecting someone?

Heidi: Ah! You know what? It is probably those adorable kids who come around singing Christmas carols every year.

[door knocking]

Alex: Wow! Anxious little guys.

[Alex opens the door]

Jennifer: Merry Christmas.

Chris: May we enter?

Alex: Wait, what?

[four unknown people enter the house]

Alex: Um, Sandra, [cut to everybody] are these the Carolers you were referring to?

Heidi: Obviously not.

[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]

Kyle: Are you guys going to rob us?

[Cut to the Christmas carolers]
Jennifer: No. We’re not robbers. We’re carolers.

Speaker 6: Hip hop carolers. Specially late 90s, early 2000s.

Chris: Yeah! Groups like Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, The Fugees, and City High.

Pete: Plus Christmas.

Chris: Now, I’m reading the room right now and I got the feeling some people don’t know who in the hell City High is.

[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi confused]

Jennifer: But they ‘bout to know. [cut to the carolers] Hit it.

[music playing]

Speaker 6: Now, this song is about one very special Christmas boy.

[The carolers are singing about Home Alone movie]

Chris: What do you think about that?

[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi confused]

Alex: Am, I think you set up the song like it was going to be Jesus, but that was was about Kevin McAllister in Home Alone.

[Cut to the carolers]

Speaker 6: Right! My man gets it!

Pete: Donations! Donations! [Pete walks forward]

[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]

Heidi: Just give them some money so they go away.

Alex: Sure, sure. Guys, that was dynamite. [Cut to everybody] Here’s 20 bucks. Okay?

Jennifer: We don’t do it for the money. [Cut to the carolers] We’ll take it though.

Chris: And to thank you, we’re going to give you another Christmas carol. Hit it!

[music playing]

[The carolers are singing about Home Alone movie]

[music stops]

Pete: Donations! Donations!

[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]

Alex: Nah! I think you’re all set. Great job. Merry Christmas.

[Cut to the carolers]

Pete: Hey, don’t worry. We’re leaving.

Jennifer: After one more Christmas carol.

[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]

Kyle: None of these are Christmas carols.

[cut to carolers]

[music playing]

[The carolers are singing randomly]

[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi confused]

Heidi: Okay, no! Okay! [music stops] No! We’re not going to do this, alright? You guys did not even rehearse this one.

Alex: Hmm. Yeah, guys. Time to go.

[cut to carolers]

Jennifer: Most definitely.

Chris: Yo! DaBaby, you ready?

[Cut to everybody]

[DaBaby walks from the inside of the house with a black baggage]

DaBaby: Yeah, what’s up? I’m ready.

Alex: Sorry, who the hell is this?

[Cut to everybody]

Chris: This is my boy, DaBaby. He’s been robbin yáll while we been caroling.

Kyle: You said you weren’t robbers.

Chris: We didn’t He did, for us!

[Cut to DaBaby]

DaBaby: Yeah, I’m like Robinhood. I rob the rich, and take it back to the hood.

Chris: Merry Christmas, y’all!

[Cut to everybody]

Jennifer: Merry Christmas!

[the carolers leave]

Speaker 6: Hey, can I use yáll bathroom real quick?

Heidi: No. But it’s Christmas!