• 2014

    Porn Stars with Seth Rogen and James Franco – Sunseeker Yachts

    Brecky….Vanessa Bayer Friend….Cecily Strong Captain Jack Swallow….James Franco James Franco….Seth Rogen Brecky: Luxurence Friend: Frills Brecky: Lavishable Friend: Disrabable Both: The amazement. Sun Sinker Yachts. (They wildly mispronounce ‘yachts’ everytime) Friend: All the glycerince of a floating sea castle Brecky: You’ll feel like a real housewife of Atlantis Both: With Sunsinker Yachts. Brookie: Hi, we aren’t porn stars anymore. I’m Brecky. Friend: No, that’s your name. Brecky: And we aren’t porn stars anymore. But that doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy the freedom of standing at the front of a ship and getting blasted in the face. Friend: And they’re perfect. For occasions like: Brecky: Whale Washing Friend: Jail release party…