Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 14: Episode 3
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October 22nd, 1988
John Larroquette
Randy Newman
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Mark Knopfler
Tom Davis
Andy Murphy
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Alien Dukakis
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Recurring Characters: Michael Dukakis.
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John Larroquette's Monologue
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Summary: An egotistical John Larroquette declares himself "King of the Studio", and dares anyone to try and dethrone him.
First Hosted: 86q.
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Dan Quayle: President
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Recurring Characters: Dan Quayle.
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Portrait of the Artist
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Summary: A look back at the life of Pablo Picasso (Jon Lovitz), an artist perfectly willing to make an ass of himself in the same of his own greatness.
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The Crests And Troughs Of Vernon Hawley Jr.
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Summary: Ex-drinking country singer Vernon Hawley Jr. (John Larroquette) belts out a few classics he can barely remember.
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Vote Bush I
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Summary: Unlike Michael Dukakis, George Bush is tall.
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Pete's Fountain
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Summary: A big-butt waitress (Nora Dunn) endures jokes about her posterior.
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Vote Bush II
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Summary: Unlike Michael Dukakis, George Bush comes from an American-born family.
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Randy Newman with Mark Knopfler performs "It's Money That Matters"
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First Performed: 75b.
Bio: Mark Knopfler (1949-). Musician; lead guitarist-vocalist for Dire Straights.
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Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
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Recurring Characters: Dennis Miller.
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Restaurant Sex Talk
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Summary: Bill (Phil Hartman) and Cheryl (Nora Dunn) are discomforted by the relentless sex talk between Bob (John Larroquette) and Jackie (Victoria Jackson).
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Randy Newman & Mark Knopfler perform "Dixie Flyer"
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This Old House
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Summary: Handyman Bob Vila (John Larroquette) helps an expectant couple (Victoria Jackson, Kevin Nealon) fix up an old haunted house.
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Vote Bush III
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Summary: Unlike Michael Dukakis, George Bush comes from a whiter background.
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Gay Communist Gun Club
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Summary: Gay hunting buddies (John Larroquette, Phil Hartman) love to talk guns, Communism, and homosexuality with their callers.
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