Shy Girl, Kathy… Kate McKinnon
Carol… Aidy Bryant
Tom… Kenan Thompson
Jerry… Bobby Moynihan
Pete Davidson
Jay Pharoah
Kevin… Beck Bennett
Randy… Kyle Mooney
[Starts with people in a party at office.]
Kathy: Ah! The party is terrible.
Carol: That’s the worst. [Cut to Tom dancing and using his laptop] Tom keeps playing Ghost Busters. [Cut to Jerry, Kathy and Carol] Why would he do that at a holiday party?
Jerry: You know what my Christmas wish is? This party was banging.
[Cut to Pete and Jay walking in from the door. They’re dressed for the party. There’s smoke as in the room as they enter.]
Jay: Did somebody make a wish?
[Cut to everybody]
Jerry: Um, I did.
[Cut to Pete and Jay]
Pete: Well, it’s about to come true.
[Cut to Jerry]
Jerry: What are you guys? Angels or something?
[Cut to Pete and Jay]
Jay: It doesn’t matter.
Pete: Let’s turn this bitch up.
[Hiphop beat drops and the music video begins.]
Pete and Jay: [rapping] Office Christmas Party
Office Christmas Party
[The people in the office are drinking shots.]
Office Christmas Party
Shy girl from payroll sort of dancing
Office Christmas Party
Jerry and Kathy are hitting it off
Office Christmas Party
Dave did impression of an IT guy and crushed it
Office Christmas Party
Crazy seeing the cleaning lady not in the uniform
Office Christmas Party
Kevin still trying to finish some work
Office Christmas Party
Randy made a slideshow but can’t work the projector
Office Christmas Party
Carol from the media is way too drunk
Office Christmas Party
Carol from the media just jumped into the Christmas tree
Office Christmas Party
Someone control Carol from new media
This is getting out of hand
we love that people are having fun
but do us a favor and just be safe guys
Oh, snap! The boss is making it rain gift cards
[music stops]
[Cut to Shy Girl singing Christmas song]
Shy Girl: We wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
I’m Becky and I am from payroll. Out!
[Shy girl drops the mic and starts the rapping]
Now let’s get crazy
Pete and Jay: [rapping] Office Christmas Party
Office Christmas Party
Office Christmas Party
Oh, snap!
[All the employees are partying]
Why is there a goat here?
Office Christmas Party
Jay: What?
Pete and Jay: Peace!