Month: October 2018

SNL Transcripts: Jimmy Fallon



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Jimmy Fallon


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1998-1999

1999-2000

2000-2001

2001-2002

2002-2003

2003-2004

None

04p

05l
KCF ShreddersSummary: A teenager (Jimmy Fallon) touts the hip lettuce snacker for his generation.

Transcript

Laser PointersSummary: A pair of jokers (Tracy Morgan, James Van Der Beek) ruin a Harry Connick, Jr. (immy Fallon) concert by shining obscene lasers on the crooner during his performance.

Recurring Characters: Harry Connick, Jr.

Transcript

Mindy & SkyeSummary: Mindy (Jimmy Fallon) cuts Skye (Gwyneth Paltrow) a lot of slack for her pitiful singing skills.

Transcript

SNL Transcripts

SNL Transcripts: Jim Downey



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Jim Downey : Writer / Performer






Seasons:

1976-1977 (from 76k)

1977-1978

1978-1979

1979-1980 (also Featured Player)

1984-1985

1985-1986 (also Head Writer)

1986-1987

1987-1988 (also Producer)

1988-1989 (also Producer)

1989-1990 (also Producer)

1990-1991 (also Producer)

1991-1992 (also Producer)

1992-1993 (also Producer)

1993-1994 (also Producer)

1994-1995 (also Producer)

1995-1996 (Weekend Update Head Writer)

1996-1997 (Weekend Update Head Writer)

1997-1998 (Weekend Update Head Writer)

2000-2001 (from 00b)

2001-2002

2002-2003

2003-2004

2004-2005

2006-2007 (from 06c?)

2007-2008

Guest Writer:

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Bio: Wrote Sketches

  • The Adventures of Miles Cowperthwaite
  • Chippendales
  • Real Stories Of The Arkansas Highway Patrol
  • First Presidential Debate
  • Special Report with Brit Hume
  • Man vs. Beast
  • 06q: The Hathaway Moustache Ride Company
  • 06r: President Bush Press Conference
  • CNN Univision Democratic Debate
  • Democratic Debate

    • Bit Performances

  • Craig’s Traveler’s Checks
  • First Citiwide Change Bank I
  • First Citiwide Change Bank II
  • Rob Lowe’s Monologue
  • Kelly Ripa’s Monologue
  • Grayson-Moorhead Securities
  • Grayson-Moorhead Securities II
  • SNL Digital Short: Andy’s Dad

    • SNL Transcripts

    SNL Transcripts: Jeff Richards


    Cast Member:

    Seasons:





    Hosted:

    Special Guest:
    Jeff Richards

    2001-2002

    2002-2003

    2003-2004

    0 times

    0 times

  • The Dr. Phil Show

    Dr. Phil (Jeff Richards) confuses guests with Texas expressions.

    Recurring Characters: Dr. Phil, Santa Claus.

  • Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

    Accountant (Gore) relieved to see wasteful Wonka (Jeff Richard) give up business.

  • Star Dates

    Single woman (Rachel Dratch) paired with rowdy Gary Busey (Jeff Richards) on date.

  • DirectTV

    Gary Busey (Jeff Richards) loves his DirectTV.

    Recurring Characters: Gary Busey.

  • Dean For President 2004

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) explains his support for Howard Dean (Jeff Richards).

    Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Howard Dean.

    SNL Transcripts

    • SNL Transcripts: Jerry Minor


    Cast Member:

    Seasons:

    Hosted:

    Special Guest:
    Jerry Minor

    2000-2001

    0 times

    0 times

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Wilson the Volleyball (Will Ferrell) talks nasty about Tom Hanks.

    Third-grader Rasheed Jenkins (Jerry Minor) talks about Black History Month.

  • Apollo Theater Amateur Night

    White girl (Stiles) is only a success with a black partner (Jerry Minor).

  • Willy Sluggs Eye Poppers

    Willy Sluggs’ (Jerry Minor) magic is not so amazing.

    SNL Transcripts

    • SNL Transcripts: Jason Sudeikis



     Saturday Night Live Transcripts


      Jason Sudeikis : Writer / Cast Member


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    Seasons:









    Hosted:

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    2003-2004 (writer only)

    2004-2005 (writer until 04q; cast from 04r)

    2005-2006

    2006-2007

    2007-2008

    None

    None
    Male A-Hole05i05n05s06c06h06k07l

    Ed Mahoney05j07e

    Jeff06o07a

    President George W. Bush06f06g06h06j06p06r06t

    Harry Connick Jr.05g06f

    Terry Moran05a05f

    Nick Carter05c06c

    Taylor Hicks05p05s

    Simon Cowell06l06s

    Dane Cook07c07c

    Joseph Biden07d07d

    Other Notable Sketches

  • Girls Gone Wild Katrina
  • Medicare
  • Joplin: Alive Podcast
  • Tech Pack
  • Astronaut Bill Oefelein
  • Roger Clemens Presents

    • SNL Transcripts