• 2019

    The Impossible Hulk | Season 44 Episode 15

    Dr. Bruce Banner… Idris Elba Melissa Villaseñor Security… Kenan Thompson Impossible Hulk… Cecily Strong Policeman… Mikey Day [Starts with Dr. Bruce Banner in a shop. He finds a shirt at 50% off.] Melissa Villaseñor: And your total was $208.45. Dr. Bruce Banner: Sorry, did you say 208? [Cut to Melissa Villaseñor] Melissa Villaseñor: And 45 cents, yes. [Cut to Dr. Bruce Banner] Dr. Bruce Banner: The sign said it was half off. [Cut to Melissa Villaseñor] Melissa Villaseñor: Not this shirt. Just the stuff in that section. [Cut to Dr. Bruce Banner] Dr. Bruce Banner: Oh, it was in that section. Melissa Villaseñor: Oh, then that was a mistake. [Cut to Melissa Villaseñor] Somebody must have…

  • 2019

    Magic Show | Season 44 Episode 15

    Rudulfo… Idris Elba Sheila… Leslie Jones Clarence… Kenan Thompson [Starts with Rudulfo on the stage] Rudulfo: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I am great Rudulfo. Welcome to a world where impossible is quite possible. My usual assistant won’t be joining us tonight. She called in pregnant. She told me she wasn’t even dating, so how did that happen? Magic. Okay, luckily the manager of the casino said his wife would be willing [Cut to the Clarence nodding his head] to fill as she was pretty much the same size. [Cut to Rudulfo] Let’s all meet her. Please welcome, Sheila. [Sheila walks in] Rudulfo: What the–? [Shocked looking at her size. She…