Darius Trump… Kenan Thompson
Darius Jr. … Chris Redd
Malika… Leslie Jones
Cops… Mikey Day and Pete Davidson[Starts with clip of White House]
Alex: [Cut to Alex. He sits and speaks.] Mr. President, the prosecution’s closing in. [Cut to President on President’s chair from the back] I’m afraid it might be over.
Darius Trump: Oh, it’s not over. Not by a long shot. We’ll beat this, [Darius Trump turns around. He’s black.] or my name isn’t Darius Trump.
Narrator: [Cut to Commercial of the show] From the producers of “Empire”, it’s “Them Trumps”. The first show to ask the question, what if Donald Trump was black? Darius Trump, his wife Malika, Darius Jr., and Lavanka. Together they are “Them Trumps”.
Alex: [Cut to Alex] Sir, they know everything. They know about Russia. They know you used campaign money to cover up an affair with magic city stripper Cinnamon Mercedes. And they know about the pyramid scheme you have been running through your company, [Cut to Darius] Darius Trump Country Hams. [Cut to Country Hams on the table]
Darius Trump: Mm-mm.
Darius Jr.: [Cut to Darius Jr.] Dad, the media has been out for you since day one and you proved them all wrong.
Malika: That’s right, nobody ever [Cut to Malika] thought you would get this far. The bankruptcies, [Cut to Darius. He is smiling] your baby mamas. [Cut to Malika] But here you are on top.
Darius Trump: [Cut to Darius] Yeah. Maybe I done some dirty things. [Darius stands and walks forward] I’m making America great again. And what these Feds don’t realize is that I’m the president! The most powerful man in the most respected office in the world. They can’t lock me up. And even though I may be black— [The door breaks open and two cops come in the door]
Cops: [Cops walk in Darius’ office] Freeze, Trump, you’re under arrest!
Darius Trump: [Cut to Darius] Yeah, that sounds about right. [The show ends. Post credits are given.]
Narrator: On the next “Them Trumps”.[Cut to Darius Jr., Malika and Lavanka sitting on a couch. Darius comes in]
Darius Trump: [Cut to Darius] All hail the chief. Whoo!
Lavanka: [Cut to Darius Jr., Malika and Lavanka] Dad, you’re back.
Darius Trump: [Cut to Darius] That’s right. There’s only one rule in America you can’t prosecute a sitting president. [Cut to Darius Jr., Malika and Lavanka nodding their heads ]It’s called checks and balances baby, [Cut to Darius] and even though I’m black— [Alex walks in]
Alex: You’ve been impeached.
Darius Trump: Yeah, I was waiting on that. [Post credits given]