• 2018

    Weekend Update Michael Che on Bidets | Season 44 Episode 8

    [Starts with Colin in his news set. There’s a picture of Tushy company’s product] Colin Jost: New York city subway officials have rejected an ad from the company Tushy, which sells modern bidets saying the ads didn’t meet their decency standards on the subway. For more on this is—wait, Michael Che? [Michael comes in the set] Michael Che: What’s up, Colin? Colin Jost: [Cut to Michael and Colin] Wait. Michael, wait. What are you doing? Michael Che: An Update feature. Colin Jost: Wow. Michael Che: So this is “SNL”. Colin Jost: Wait, Che, I told you this was a bad idea. Michael Che: Thanks Colin. [Cut to Michael] So I think these subway…

  • 2018

    Trump Brothers Bedtime Cold Open | Season 44 Episode 8

    Donald Trump Jr… Mikey Day Eric Trump… Alex Moffat Robert Mueller… Robert De Niro [Starts with video clip of Trump Tower front view] [Cut to Donald enters Eric’s room. Eric is in bed] Donald Trump Jr.: Eric! What are you doing awake? It’s past your bed time. Eric Trump: Dad, I’m scared. I think there’s a Boogieman in my closet. Donald Trump Jr.: Eric, there’s no Boogieman in your closet. [Donald sits on a chair beside Eric’s bed] Have you been watching the news again? Eric Trump: Yeah. Donald Trump Jr.: You can’t watch that stuff, bud. It’s too grown-up. Eric Trump: They said they’re going to indict you. Donald Trump Jr.:…