Halsey Serves as Host, Musical Guest & More for SNL | Season 44 Episode 12

Halsey

Heidi Gardner

Chris Redd

[Starts with Halsey on set]

Halsey: I’m Halsey and this week I’m hosting Saturday Night Live.

[Another Halsey dressed differently joins]

Halsey: I’m Halsey. I’m this week’s musical guest.

[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]

Halsey: I’m Halsey and I’m in charge of cue-cards.

[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]

Halsey: I’m Halsey and I’m catering at SNL this week. Everyone’s getting meat balls.

[Heidi Gardner joins]

Heidi Gardner: I’m Heidi Gardner but this week I’m Halsey.

[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]

Halsey: Halsey. Halsey’s assistant.

[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]

Halsey: I’m Halsey and this week on SNL, I’m writing a drunk poetry.

[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]

Halsey: I’m Halsey and I’m just here to have lunch with Kenan.

[Chris Redd walks in]

Everyone: Hey Chris.

Chris Redd: Hey, what’s up Halsey? What’s up Halsey? Halsey! What’s up Halsey? What’s up Halsey? What’s up Halsey? There’s a lot of ya’ll.

 

Halsey Is Pulling Double Duty on SNL | Season 44 Episode 12

Halsey

Aidy Bryant

[Starts with Halsey and Aidy Bryant on SNL stage]

Halsey: Hey, I’m Halsey and I’m your host and musical guest this weekend at SNL.

Aidy Bryant: Yeah, and I just smoked a cigarette for the first time, because who knows what’s going to happen?

Halsey: Is that why you were at the nurse this morning?

Aidy Bryant: Yeah, because it hurt my lungs so bad.

[Retake]

Halsey: Hey, I’m Halsey and I’m your host and musical guest on SNL this week.

Aidy Bryant: So cool that you’re doing both.

Halsey: It’s crazy. Not many people get to do double duty.

Aidy Bryant: I know. Well, actually I’m doing sketches and the light board. Yeah.

Halsey: That’s great.

Aidy Bryant: It’s all right. They force me to do it.

Halsey: Oh!