SNL Transcripts: Horatio Sanz



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  Horatio Sanz


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Undercover GangsterSummary: Undercover agent Ruben Sanders (Horatio Sanz) butchers the Italian stereotype to nab a playful gangster (Robert De Niro).

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SNL Transcripts: Jane Curtin



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  Jane Curtin : Cast Member


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Bio: (1947-) Performed with comedy group, “The Proposition”, from 1968-72; starred in and co-wrote and the off-Broadway play, “Pretzels”, with Fred Grandy in 1974; married Patrick Lynch prior to joining cast of SNL in 1975, and thus avoided the famous after-party atmosphere; beat out actress Mimi Kennedy for her slot on SNL; replaced Chevy Chase at Weekend Update desk in 1976, which she later co-anchored with Dan Aykroyd from 1977-78, then Bill Murray from 1978-80; co-starred with Susan St. James in “Kate & Allie” from 1984-89, later co-starred with John Lithgow in “3rd Rock From the Sun” from 1996-2001; appointed Ambassador for the US Fund for UNICEF in 1990; cousin of writer/actress Valerie Curtin. Notable Characters and Sketches
Black Perspective
Jamitol
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Alcohol & Firearms Don’t Mix
Betty Ford:

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Household Orgy
Bisexual Minute
Hello, Dolly Therapy
Dominatrix Cleaning
Jam Hawkers
The Claudine Longet Invitational
Super Absorbent Dry Hose
Anita Bryant:

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Human Hair Potholders
Teen Talk
Gynecologist Blind Date
Snakehandling O’Sheas
Chevy’s Girls     
Weekend Update:

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Lunch Counter Reunion
Maureen Dean:

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Quarry
I’m Not Black
Prymaat Conehead:

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Barbara:

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Gidget’s Disease
Joan Crawford:

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Pat Nixon:

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SNL Transcripts: Jason Sudeikis



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  Jason Sudeikis : Writer / Cast Member


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  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Wilson the Volleyball (Will Ferrell) talks nasty about Tom Hanks.

    Third-grader Rasheed Jenkins (Jerry Minor) talks about Black History Month.

  • Apollo Theater Amateur Night

    White girl (Stiles) is only a success with a black partner (Jerry Minor).

  • Willy Sluggs Eye Poppers

    Willy Sluggs’ (Jerry Minor) magic is not so amazing.

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  • SNL Transcripts: Jeff Richards


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  • The Dr. Phil Show

    Dr. Phil (Jeff Richards) confuses guests with Texas expressions.

    Recurring Characters: Dr. Phil, Santa Claus.

  • Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

    Accountant (Gore) relieved to see wasteful Wonka (Jeff Richard) give up business.

  • Star Dates

    Single woman (Rachel Dratch) paired with rowdy Gary Busey (Jeff Richards) on date.

  • DirectTV

    Gary Busey (Jeff Richards) loves his DirectTV.

    Recurring Characters: Gary Busey.

  • Dean For President 2004

    Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) explains his support for Howard Dean (Jeff Richards).

    Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Howard Dean.

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