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Ex-con Gene

As waiter, Gene (Colin Quinn) makes dining couple uncomfortable.

Recurring Characters: Ex-con Gene.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Colin Quinn refuses to apologize to Michael Irvin.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Colin Quinn comments on the President Clinton/Paula Jones scandal.

Colin Quinn Explains The New York Times

Quinn employs stand-up to make sense of New York Times headlines.

Ex-Con Gene

Gene (Colin Quinn) takes work as a cranky, kid-scaring Santa Claus.
Recurring Characters: Ex-con Gene.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: Harry Caray.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

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Charles Rocket

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Mercury MistressSummary: The luxury car that drivers can have sex with.

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SNL Digital ShortSummary: White boys Andy Samberg and his homie Chris Parnell take to the streets of New York to perform a rap song about snacking and watching “The Chronicles of Narnia” on a “Lazy Sunday.”

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  Cheri Oteri


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Judge JudySummary: Judge Judy (Cheri Oteri) hears the case of a stripper clown (Lucy Lawless) before the real Judy Sheindlin interrupts the proceedings.

Recurring Characters: Judge Judy, Burt.

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  Chris Kattan


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The How Do You Say, Ah Yes, ShowSummary: Sexy Antonio Banderas (Chris Kattan) chats with the author of a book on Lyme Disease (Lucy Lawless).

Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas.

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Christopher Guest

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Chris Farley

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Bocephus

Hank Williams, Jr. (Farley) records “Monday Night Football” theme song.

Weather Scope

Storm force El Nino (Farley) takes on new image as WWF wrestler.

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Christine Ebersole

04/11/81

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  Chevy Chase : Cast Member


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Bio: Chevy Chase (1943-) met Lorne Michaels while waiting in line to see “Monty Python & The Holy Grail”, and the two became quick friends. Though Lorne hired him to write for SNL, Chevy was more interested in performing on the show. He used the Weekend Update platform as his audition so he could say whatever he felt about the news. Chevy left SNL early in its second season, ostensibly so he could move to California to marry his girlfriend, Jacqueline Carlin. He would return often over the years to host or make surprise guest appearances, but was finally banned from hosting SNL following years of belittling cast members during his visits. His most memorable films include “Foul Play” (1978), “Caddyshack” (1980), “National Lampoon’s Vacation” (1983), and “Fletch” (1985). Notable Characters and Sketches    
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New Dad Insurance
Jamitol
Triopenin
Droolers Anti-Defamation League
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Attractive
Greg Allman’s Love Life
Interracial Couple
Racist Word Association Interview
Billy’s Call Home
The Elf
Shimmer
Why Drugs Are Called “Dope”
Alcohol & Firearms Don’t Mix
40th Birthday
Very White
Understanding Men
The Restaurant
Purina Rat Chow
The Claudine Longet Invitational
Zing
The Affair
Hiccuping Eulogist
Marine Corps Commercial Shoot
Peter Lemon Moodring
Foreign Card Playing
National Uvula Association
Fooling Death
Waiting for Pardo
A*M*I*S*H
Speak Out for Milk
Mobile Shrink
Paul Simon’s Monologue Worries
Pilson’s Feedbag Dinners

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  Casey Wilson : Cast Member


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Jennifer Tilly
Internet Blind Date
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Dusty Velvet
Sarah Annette Boob, “It’s A Match”
The Less Provocative Songs Of Katy Perry

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