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SNL Transcripts: Bill Hader



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  Bill Hader : Cast Member


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2005-2006

2006-2007

2007-2008

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Recurring Characters & Impressions

  • Al Pacino:

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  • Vinny Vedecci:

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  • Vincent Price:

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  • Peter O’Toole:

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  • Danny with the Kuato:

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  • Gay Couple from New Jersey:

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  • John Mark Karr:

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  • Mike Underballs:

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    Other Notable Sketches

  • Nelson Baby Toupees
  • Joplin: Alive Podcast
  • DeCicco Brothers Unicornery
  • Bum Attention
  • Stanfield & Partlow
  • Lansford Brothers and Associates Hangmen-at-Law
  • An Intimate Moment with John Mayer & Jessica Simpson
  • I Drink Your Milkshake
  • Spitzer & Associates

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    2005-2006

    2006-2007

    2007-2008

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    Other Notable Sketches

  • Space War 2148
  • The Usual Suspects
  • Student-Teacher Affair
  • The NFL on CBS
  • Thomas Beatie, World’s First Pregnant Man

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    2001-2002

    2002-2003

    2003-2004

    2004-2005

    2005-2006

    2006-2007

    2007-2008

    None

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    Recurring Characters & Impressions

  • White Trash Wife:

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  • One-Legged Amber:

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  • Sharon Osbourne:

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  • Britney Spears:

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  • Kelly Ripa:

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  • Michael Jackson:

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  • Avril Lavigne:

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  • Madonna:

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  • Paula Abdul:

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  • Zoe Anderton, Spy Glass:

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  • Hillary Clinton:

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  • Paparazzi Photographer:

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  • Dennis Kucinich:

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  • Netti Bo Dance:

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  • Sharon Stone:

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  • Kaitlin:

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  • Weekend Update Co-anchor:

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  • Sally Needler:

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  • Kim Jong Il:

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  • Nancy Grace:

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  • Betty Caruso, Bronx Beat:

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  • Dakota Fanning:

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    Other Notable Sketches

  • My Girlfriend the Porn Star
  • e.p.t. Home Pregnancy Test
  • Inside Barbie’s Dreamhouse
  • Swiffer Sleepers
  • The Bush Twins
  • Rice Confirmation Hearing
  • Farrah Fawcett for Ocean Save
  • Couples Therapy
  • Fierce: The Hot Mess Make-Over Show

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