SNL Transcripts: Laraine Newman



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  Laraine Newman : Cast Member


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Bio: Notable Characters and Sketches
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Squeaky Fromme:

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Sherry:

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Exorcist II
The Fritzie Kringle Show
Evelyn Woodski Speed Reader School
Germasol
Chloe/Sunshine, Stoners:

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Luciana Vermicelli’s Beauty Regimen
Great Moments in Herstory I
Indira Gandhi:

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Sugar Free Zing
Lina Wertmuller:

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Vibramatic Personal Massager
Shirley Temple Black

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SNL Transcripts: Mark McKinney


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  • Home Security Decoys

    Menacing dummies keep the real criminals away.

  • Mark Russell’s Election Year Comedy Special

    Russell’s (Mark McKinney) song parodies aren’t much, but they’re on the mark!

  • Chopper 4

    Newstand owner Andrew (Mark McKinney) can’t stop talking about Chopper 4.

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      Jane Curtin : Cast Member


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    Bio: (1947-) Performed with comedy group, “The Proposition”, from 1968-72; starred in and co-wrote and the off-Broadway play, “Pretzels”, with Fred Grandy in 1974; married Patrick Lynch prior to joining cast of SNL in 1975, and thus avoided the famous after-party atmosphere; beat out actress Mimi Kennedy for her slot on SNL; replaced Chevy Chase at Weekend Update desk in 1976, which she later co-anchored with Dan Aykroyd from 1977-78, then Bill Murray from 1978-80; co-starred with Susan St. James in “Kate & Allie” from 1984-89, later co-starred with John Lithgow in “3rd Rock From the Sun” from 1996-2001; appointed Ambassador for the US Fund for UNICEF in 1990; cousin of writer/actress Valerie Curtin. Notable Characters and Sketches
    Black Perspective
    Jamitol
    Looks at Books:

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    Alcohol & Firearms Don’t Mix
    Betty Ford:

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    Household Orgy
    Bisexual Minute
    Hello, Dolly Therapy
    Dominatrix Cleaning
    Jam Hawkers
    The Claudine Longet Invitational
    Super Absorbent Dry Hose
    Anita Bryant:

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    Human Hair Potholders
    Teen Talk
    Gynecologist Blind Date
    Snakehandling O’Sheas
    Chevy’s Girls     
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    Lunch Counter Reunion
    Maureen Dean:

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    Quarry
    I’m Not Black
    Prymaat Conehead:

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    Barbara:

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    Gidget’s Disease
    Joan Crawford:

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    Pat Nixon:

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    Video Vixens

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