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25th Anniversary Special: 09/26/99
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September 26th, 1999
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Eurythmics
Beastie Boys with Elvis Costello
Rev. Al Green
Bill Murray
Paul Shaffer
Dan Aykroyd
Laraine Newman
Garrett Morris
Chris Rock
Tom Hanks
Garth Brooks
Jon Lovitz
Sarah Michelle Geller
James van der Beek
Christopher Walken
Victoria Jackson
Paul Simon
Chevy Chase
Martin Short
Steve Martin
David Bowie
Jerry Seinfeld
Molly Shannon
Cheri Oteri
Adam Sandler
Rob Smigel
Jim Downey
Tim Herlihy
Billy Crystal
Mike Myers
Lorne Michaels
Tim Meadows
Kevin Spacey
Jan Hooks
Sting
Steven Tyler
Candice Bergen
Lily Tomlin
David Spade
Will Ferrell
Ana Gasteyer
Dennis Miller
Norm MacDonald
Alec Baldwin
Eurythmics, greatest hits medley
Beastie Boys with Elvis Costello, “Radio, Radio”
Rev. Al Green, greatest hits medley
Nick Thinblood (Bill Murray) opens for Jimmy Joe Red Sky’s (Dan Aykroyd) casino.Recurring Characters: Nick “Thinblood”, Jimmy Joe Red Sky.
Rock makes fun of the quality of movies made by SNL performers.
(Repeat) See: 09/28/91.
Tom Hanks unintentionally answers questions from the audience.
Clips include: Spartan Cheerleaders, Roxbury Guys and The Ladies Man.
Paul Simon introduces clips of SNL’s musical guest clips from the 70’s.
Clips include: Billy Preston, ABBA, The Rolling Stones and Blondie.
Steve Martin and Martin Short don’t dress as Three Amigos with Chevy Chase.
Clips include: Wolverines, Right To Extreme Stupidity and The French Chef.
Dan Aykroyd and Laraine Newman introduce “Luck of the Irish” clip.
Next week’s act, Jerry Seinfeld and David Bowie, make awkward banter.
Cheri Oteri and Molly Shannon introduce “Nerds Make Out” clip.
Writers Rob Smigel, Jim Downey and Tim Herlihy help Adam Sandler speak.
Clips include: Prince, Duran Duran, Don Henley and Aerosmith.
Fernando (Bill Crystal) roasts members of SNL’s celebrity audience.Recurring Characters: Fernando.
Clips include: Ebony & Ivory, Ed Grimley, Donny & Marie and Inside Out.
Mike Myers insists that Dr. Evil isn’t based on Lorne Michaels.
Mike Myers recalls being the new guy in an acclamied cast.
Clips include: Church Chat, Mr. Subliminal, Pat Stevens and Sweeney Sisters.
1986-1990 cast introduce “Love Is A Dream” clip.
Sting admits to having a decade-long orgasm during the 90’s.
Clips include: REM, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Nirvana, Madonna and Beck.
Candice Bergen and Lily Tomlin’s sitcom history dates back to hosting in the 70’s.
Clips include: Chippendale’s, Richmeister, Wayne’s World and Coffee Talk.
David Spade introduces Paul McCartney “Chris Farley Show” clip.
Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbie Mohan-Culp (Ana Gasteyer) warm up audience.Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobby Mohan-Culp.
Chevy Chase and Dennis Miller disagree on who’s the better Update anchor.Norm MacDonald wonders why he didn’t get an invitation to the anniversary.
Clips include: Emily Litella, Point/Counterpoint, Hollywood Minute and Operaman.
Alec Baldwin talks about making fun of boss Lorne Michaels.
Lorne Michaels bores audience, hawks merchandise and sings of his greatness.
Tim Meadows and Garrett Morris talk about the black man’s role on SNL.
Dan Aykroyd organizes the studio audience for an official cast photo.
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SNL Transcripts: Jackie Chan: 05/20/00: Nick Burns: Your Company Computer Guy
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 20
Nick Burns: Your Company Computer Guy
Female Employee…..Cheri Oteri
Male Employee #1…..Horatio Sanz
Male Employee #2…..Chris Kattan
Nick Burns…..Jimmy Fallon
Wang…..Jackie Chan
Female Employee: Darnit! My computer froze again! You know, it hasn’t been the same since that virus attacked the system. Did anyone call Nick Burns?
Male Employee #1: Yeah, I called about a half hour ago. He told me to go soak my head.
Male Employee #2: [ shaking head ] I don’t like that guy.
Female Employee: Well I tried to run that Norton program to fix it but it didn’t work.
Nick Burns: That’s because the Norton Utilities can only detect a virus. It can’t repair your hard drive after you’ve downloaded an infected program, Patch Adams!
Theme Song: “Nick Burns, the computer guy. He’ll fix your computer, then he’s going to make fun of you. Cause he’s Nick Burns, the company’s computer guy.”
Nick Burns: Okay, blockheads, I’m getting ready to go on vacation – I’m training the new guy. If you need any help, you can call him this week, alright? [ turns to door ] Come on in here, Wang.
Wang: Hi, everybody!
Nick Burns: Alright, who’s having a problem? [ all three Employees start griping at once ] Alright, one at a time. My brain doesn’t have a zip drive! [ approaches Male Employee #2 ] What’s your problem?
Male Employee #2: Well.. I just.. um.. I can’t.. can’t..
Nick Burns: Talk? What, my screen saver’s about to kick in!
Male Employee #2: I’m doing the quarterly again. And I copied the spreadsheets into this new file. And this stupid computer just screwed up all my columns!
Nick Burns: Oh, it’s the computer that’s stupid, not you, right? [ Male Employee #2 shakes his head ] The computer’s screwed up.
Male Employee #2: Yeah, okay! Alright. I tried to cut and paste it..
Nick Burns: [ laughing ] Cut and paste! [ to Wang ] Didn’t I tell you these guys were stupid? [ to Male Employee #2 ] Go to your default font, and change it to your spreadsheet font.
Male Employee #2: [ confused ] My spreadsheet has a font?
Nick Burns: Move! [ taps keys quickly ] Was that so hard?
Male Employee #2: I didn’t know my spreadsheet had a font..
Nick Burns: Obviously! Hey, you know they’re training monkeys down at the zoo to use computers, maybe I’ll sign you up for a class! [ approaches Male Employee #1 ]
Male Employee #1: Hey, Nick. Hey, Wang. How are things going today?
Nick Burns: About as fast as an LC-475 with a 32-bit processor!
Wang: Yeah, LC-475! [ they laugh ]
Nick Burns: I got to remember that one in the chat rooms. What’s your deal?
Male Employee #1: You know, the craziest thing’s happening..
Nick Burns: What, you stopped thinking about pudding for ten seconds?
Male Employee #1: Come on, I want to open this file! But it says I don’t have enough memory.
Nick Burns: Okay, drag your cursor up to the right side of the menu.
Male Employee #1: [ confused ] Where’s the menu?
Nick Burns: Oh, the last thing I expect you not to be able to find is the menu!
Male Employee #1: [ angry ] Alright, you just show me where it is!
Nick Burns: Move! [ taps keys quickly ] Was that so hard? Wang, go help out the Queen of Tetris over there.
Wang: Okay. [ approaches Female Employee ] What’s your problem, Einstein?
Female Employee: Wang, I’m trying to download an attachment from an e-mail..
Wang: Mmm-hmm..
Female Employee: ..but when I try, it just says that I need a file converter..
Wang: Mmm-hmm..
Female Employee: So, then I tried to save it to Word first, but it won’t let me. So what can I do?
Wang: Move! [ taps keys quickly ]
Female Employee: Did you fix it?
Nick Burns: Yeah, he fixed it. [ to Wang ] I told you these flapjacks are one meg short of a gig. [ a beeper goes off ] Son of a.. is that you? It’s me. It’s you? [ checks beeper ] Oh, it’s those idiots over at the R & D. I guess we gotta make like Microsoft..
Wang: And split! [ they laugh ]
Nick Burns: L-O-L! Let’s go! [ they walk out the door, then turn around ]
Together: Oh by the way, you’re welcome!
SNL Transcripts: Jackie Chan: 05/20/00: Jackie Chan’s Monologue
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 20
Jackie Chan’s Monologue
…..Jackie Chan
Steven Seagal….Will Ferrell
Jean Claude Van Damme….Chris Kattan
Sammo Hung….Horatio Sanz
[Jackie enters center stage on studio 8-H]
Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen, Jackie Chan!
[wild cheers and applause]
Jackie Chan: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Whoo! Thank you very, very much! [genuinely nervous] You know what? If you put a mike in my chest you can hear the heartbeat. Even myself I can hear from here. Boom-boom, boom-boom, boom- boom. I’m so scared. I’m so–because first time host a show in my life. [more cheers and applause] But I’m so excited. But I think I’m the first martial artist to host Saturday Night Live. But I promise tonight, there’s no violence. There’s—[Asian music plays]
[Steven Seagal appears with his ponytail, robe and doing jujitsu moves]
Steven Seagal: Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan: Steven Seagal. What are you doing here?
Steven Seagal: You think you’re the first martial artist to host this show? That’s bullcrap. I hosted nine years ago.
Jackie Chan: I bet you were really funny. Because everything you’ve done is a joke.
Steven Seagal: You think just because you do all your own stunts that makes you a badass? Apparently you haven’t seen my work in “Hard to Kill”. “Out for Justice”. “Under Siege 2: Dark Territory”. I think you owe me an apology.
Jackie Chan: If I don’t?
Steven Seagal: I’m gonna go eat a sandwich. [leaves]
Jackie Chan: Like, I always use martial arts with comedy—
[Van Damme appears and does some lame unbalanced kicks]
Jackie Chan:: Who are you?
Jean Claude Van Damme: I’m Jean Claude Van Damme!
Jackie Chan: Jean Claude Van Damme? You look much smaller in real life.
Jean Claude Van Damme: Yeah? Well, Van Damme is bigger at the box office.
Jackie Chan: But I was in “Rush Hour”.
Jean Claude Van Damme: “Rush Hour”? Ha! Ha! Ha! Well, I did a little movie too last year. Maybe you heard of it. Its called “Legionnaire”?!
[No response from no one. Van Damme leaves ashamed]
Jackie Chan: Anyway, I really like mixing the comedy with the action—
[Fat ass action star Sammo Hung appears, does a few low kicks, out of breath immediately]
Jackie Chan: Oh, my God! Its Sammo hung from “Martial Law”!
Sammo Hung: Jackie, I need for–please, to answer this difficult question. How did I get stuck on martial art show with Arsenio Hall? Why me? Why did I do? What the hell? [leaves]
Guy from audience: Hey!
Jackie Chan: What action star are you?
Guy from audience: Did you ever see the movie “The Karate Kid”? I was Ralph Macchio’s make-up artist.
Jackie Chan: Make-up artist? What are you doing here?
[Guy from audience goes up the stage and grabs Jackie by the shirt]
Jackie Chan: Hey, hey, don’t insult me in front of audience.
Guy from audience: That’s the idea.
[Action music plays, Jackie twists the guy’s arm, grabs Jackie by the throat, Jackie spins him, ducks a punch, slams the guy on the chest, guy flips over and lands face first on the stage]
Jackie Chan: We have a great show! Kid Rock is here! So stick around we’ll be right back!
[Jackie kicks the guy in the face and bumps him offstage with a hip bump. Salutes the audience]
[cheers and applause]
Submitted by: Waldo San Miguel
SNL Transcripts: Jackie Chan: 05/20/00: The Ladies Man
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 20
The Ladies Man
Leon Phelps…..Tim Meadows
Brandy Lane…..Sarah Michelle Geller
Wilma Slotsin…..Gina Gershon
…..Florence Henderson
Leon Phelps: I’m Leon Phelps, and welcome to “The Ladies Man”, the loveline with all the right responses to your romantic queries. How y’all doin’? That is good. I’m doin’ fine, I got my bottle of Couversier right here. Hey, you know what? I am in a very relaxed mood, for, you, see soon the moist days of summer will be upon us. And you know what that means, don’t you? It means that I, Leon Phelps, will be needing to choose a new summertime skank. Now, I have narrowed my choices down to three very charming, very talented, very skanky individuals.. and tonight, we are gonna play “Who Wants To Be My Skank?” [ walks over to the set ] Alright, then. So let’s meet the contestant. Contestant #1 is a bus station skank. She makes her living by selling her underwear to perverts on the Internet. Sayhello to Brandy Lane.
Brandy Lane: [ walks out and sits ] Hi, Leon!
Leon Phelps: What is hapenin’, Brandy? Skanktestant #2 hails fromGary, Indiana. She is currently unemployed, but is living comfortably offa settlement she won for a leaky boob implant. Say hello to Wilma Slotsin.
Wilma Slotsin: [ walks out and sits ] Hey, Leon.
Leon Phelps: Hey, hello there, Miss Slotsin! And last, but not least,contestant #3 is the host of a very popular morning show here on NBC called”Later Today”. Please welcome Florence Henderson.
Florence Henderson: [ walks out and sits ] Leon, it is so nice tosee again!
Leon Phelps: It is so nice to see you, too, Flossie baby! So, ladies,are you ready to skank it up?
[ the three skanks cheer wildly ]
Florence Henderson: Let’s get skanky!
Leon Phelps: Yeah! Okay, Skank #1: “If you were an article ofclothing, what would you be?”
Brandy Lane: Well, Leon, I’m very warm, and very giving, and veryopen.. so I’d probably be a pair of crotchless panties!
Leon Phelps: [ near tears ] That is so beautiful! Skank #2: “Whatkind of clothing would you be?”
Wilma Slotsin: Well.. I’d probably be an old sneaker, because Idon’t mind being tied up, and I smell rank!
Leon Phelps: Ooohhhh! That is skanky! Okay, next question,Skank #3. I think it is important to think about your future, so let meask you this: “How skanky do you think you will be in five years?”
Florence Henderson: Oh, very skanky! When the world seeswhat I can really do with a bottle of Wesson Oil, well.. You knowwhat, Leon? I’m gonna be able to outskank Carmen Electra!
Leon Phelps: Ooh, Miss Wessonality! That is very good. Now, Skank#2: “If you could do one thing to make this a better world, what would youdo?”
Wilma Slotsin: Well.. it has always been my dream to wipe out all ofthe world’s diseases.. but I think that I should focus mainly on the onesthat itch my crotch.
Leon Phelps: Yea-heh! Listen, I’m very sorry about giving you that.
Florence Henderson: Oh, actually, Leon, I should apologize -I gave it to you first.
Leon Phelps: Listen, no apologies necessary, Flo-ho. It wasworth it! Now, here’s one for all of you: “Where is the most unusual placeyou have ever whoopie?” Skank #1?
Brandy Lane: Hmm.. that would be in the butt.. ler’s pantry..of the Playboy Mansion!
Leon Phelps: Intriguing, yeah! Skank #2?
Wilma Slotsin: Well.. I did it once in the ass.. pen, Coloradobus station.
Leon Phelps: That is fabulous, yeah! Skank #3: “What is the mostunusual place that you have ever done it?”
Florence Henderson: [ laughing ] That’s easy, Leon.. right down theold Hershey Highway! Yeah, just outside of Hershey, Pennsylvania!
[ Winner’s Bell rings ]
Leon Phelps: I think we have a winner! Skank #3, I am veryimpressed! How about a big hand for all of our skanks, everybody? Isn’tthat lovely? Well, that is all the time we have for “Who Wants To Be MySkank?” Ladies?
All: [ blow a kiss to the audience ] “Live, from New York, it’sSaturday Night!”
SNL Transcripts: Jackie Chan: 05/20/00: The Culps
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 20
The Culps
Marty Culp…..Will Ferrell
Bobbie Mohan-Culp…..Ana Gasteyer
Senor Franklin…..Tim Meadows
Senor Franklin: Hola Estudiantes. Me llamo Senor Franklin. I am Senor Franklin. Your Spanish teacher. I hope your enjoying the fair. But I do want to say to the persons or personas who disrupted the jugglers by throwing taco meat at them, no es comica. NOT FUNNY! In fact i am Muy Furioso! Very Furious! Muy Furioso! That’s no way to treat our custodian 4 days before he retires. No es Frio, people not cool. Alright at any rate, not that you deserve it, we have a musical treat for you from the music department to instruct and entertain you. Please welcome the Merry Wanderers!
(taco meat is thrown at Senor Franklin from offside.)
Senor Franklin: STOP THROWING TACO MEAT!
(Bobbi and Marty enter stage with a Medieval tune playing in backround and wearing medieval costumes.)
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Test, test. whoops we got a real hot mic here. can we adjust the treble on this one?
Marty Culp: Anyone? can we adjust it?
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Is there an AVÂ peasant?
Both: AV peasant in the village? Out on a pilgrimage? Ok.
Marty Culp: Good day Lords and Ladies. I’m Marty Culp and milady,
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: I’m Bobbi Mohan-Culp. What a way to send off a bunch of almost High schoolers with a fantastical all day mandatory renaissance fair.
Marty Culp: Boy! Look at all those great costumes out there!
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: I didn’t realize renaissance folk wore so many garments from Ambernathie and Flitch.
( mic screeches)
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Real hot mic here.
Marty Culp: Treble’s a little tinny.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Got an AV knave?
Marty Culp: AV knave? No?
Marty Culp: there are a number of ways to make music in the renaissance era. And these funny looking instruments are part of the menstrual period.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: We don’t learn anything if we’re laughing, people.
Marty Culp: No we don’t. We have a little surprise. The weaver from the junior college, Cheryl Hardwick, has offered to make a tunic for every 8th grader.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Isnt that a coup!
Both: Who cant wait to get their tunic?? That’ll be fun!
Marty Culp: You know that middle finger was extremely offensive even back at the battle of Bosworth, Bobby Van Rye.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: And mooning was a sure fire way to loose your knighthood, Charlie Mckittrick.
Marty Culp: Anyway, in the spirit of this very, very fun day–
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Yea its just been a gas–
Marty Culp: capital F.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Yea, really a gas for us.
Marty Culp: We’ve prepared a little musical history lesson, for what we know as the Golden Age of Funk! 1! 2! 3! 4!
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: April is in thy mistress face!
Both: But in her heart! But in her heart! But in her heart a cold December–
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: what a wench wants! What a wench needs! What ever makes her happy sets her free.
Marty Culp: And I thanking you for knowing that she’s no.
Both: Medieval woman! Do do do do do! Medieval woman! Do do do do do!
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Renaissance if you want to do!
Marty Culp: You can leave the iron age behind.
Both: And if you can’t paint and if you can’t sculpt, then you’re no friend of mine!
Both: Renaissance! Renaissance!
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: And just like the ocean under the moon!
Marty Culp: That’s the same emotion that I get from you.
Both: You gotta kind of loving that makes me so smooth. Give me your heart make it real.
Marty Culp: Or else forget about it.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Let me see that thong!!
Marty Culp: what what, thighs like what what what?
Both: Baby move your butt butt butt. I think I’ll say it again!
Both: Dumps like a truck truck truck, thighs like what, what, what! Baby move your butt, butt, butt! I think I’ll say it again!
Both: oops I did it again.
Marty Culp: Invented movable type!
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: It led to a printing revolution!
Both: Pops the peasants can read!
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Here comes the bubonic plague!
Marty Culp: You can’t read when your dead!
(Marty plays soft tune on keyboard and Senor Franklin plays flute in the backround)
Marty Culp: Senor Franklin on jazz flute.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Awoke last night to the sound of thunder–
Marty Culp: How far off I sat and wondered.
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Started humming a song from 1523!
Marty Culp: Ain’t it funny how the night moves?
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Medieval woman
Marty Culp: Ain’t it funny how the night moves.
(they repeat those 2 last lines 4 more times)
Both: Ain’t it funny how the night moves?? Ain’t it funny how the night moves!!
Bobbi Mohan-Culp: Have a great time at the Ren Fair!
Submitted by: Jenna
SNL Transcripts: Jackie Chan: 05/20/00: The Men At The Center Of The Earth
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 20
The Men At The Center Of The Earth
American Man…..Will Ferrell
Chinese Man…..Jackie Chan
French Man…..Chris Parnell
Ghanaian Man…..Tracy Morgan
Ecuadorian Man…..Horatio Sanz
[In a hole, a man is digging.]
American Man: Ten million . . . ten million and one . . . ten million and two. Whoo! Take a break. Ten million and two. [Takes a drink from a water bottle.] Well, Gabriel, old boy, they said you couldn’t do it. They said you were crazy. “You can’t dig a hole all the way to China! You’ll never make it!” [Laughs.] But soon you’re gonna prove them wrong. Soon you’ll be in China. [Goes back to digging.] Ten million and three . . . [He stops, hearing another voice somewhere.] What the hell?
[A Chinese man, also with a shovel, bursts through the dirt wall.]
American Man: Who are you?
Chinese Man: [Says something in Chinese.] What?
American Man: Huh? Who are you?
Chinese Man: Who are you, in my hole to America?
American Man: Your hole to America? How dare you! This is MY hole to China! You’ve ruined it!
Chinese Man: No! You are in my way! You turn around and go back!
American Man: Me, turn around? No, no, I’m not going to let you just use my hole like it’s your own hole!
Chinese Man: This is MY hole!
American Man: No, siree! No, siree! Okay? My name is Gabriel Ziskin! I started digging this hole in my backyard in Patterson, New Jersey four months ago, okay, after a fight with my wife! And let me tell you, I did not say to her, “To hell with you, I’m going to dig a hole halfway to China!” Now, get out of my way!
Chinese Man: No way!
American Man: Okay, we’ll see about that.
Chinese Man: I’ve been digging a hole five –
[More digging is heard.]
American Man: Wait, hang on. What’s that noise?
[A third man, from France, also bursts into the hole with the Chinese and American men.]
French Man: [Says some stuff in French.]
American Man: Oh, for God’s sake!
Chinese Man: Why are you in my hole to America?
French Man: Your hole to America? This is my hole, to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean!
American Man: Why would you want to dig a hole to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
French Man: I have my reasons.
American Man: Man, what are the chances of these three holes running into each other?
[More digging is heard, and an African man shovels through the wall.]
Ghanaian Man: Get out of the damn way!
American Man: Man alive, what is this?
Ghanaian Man: I’m digging a hole from Ghana to New Zealand.
French Man: This is unacceptable!
[A fifth man, in a prison uniform, goes through to the hole with everybody else.]
Ecuadorian Man: You can say that again!
Chinese Man: Who are you?
Ecuadorian Man: I am escaped prisoner from Ecuador! I am digging my way to Algeria! Now get out of my way!
[The men, except for the American man, start arguing with each other.
American Man: Gentlemen! Please! Gentlemen! This bickering is pointless! We’re all obviously very good at digging! In fact, this might be the greatest gathering of hole-diggers in history! Let’s put aside our petty differences and celebrate what is common in each of us: digging.
[The other men start talking again, apologizing to each other.]
American Man: That’s why I suggest we stay here, and live as one! All nations united! America!
Chinese Man: China!
Ghanaian Man: Ghana!
Ecuadorian Man: Ecuador!
French Man: France!
American Man>: And America!
[Patriotic-sounding music pots up.]
American Man: We shall build a society! A utopia! Right here, in the center of the earth!
“We’ll live in the center of the earth
To see what life is worth
In the center of the earth!”
French Man:
“We’ll be free
As free as you can be
Ten thousand miles beneath the sea
In the center of the earth!”
Together:
“We’ve dug ourselves to glory!
The plows will tell the story.
Of the men who dared to live
In the center of the earth!”
Chinese Man and Ecuadorian Man:
“At last
China and Ecuador
Are friends forever more
At the center of the earth”
French Man and Ghanaian Man:
“We’ll eat
Dirt and rocks and mud
The heat will boil our blood
At the center of the earth!”
Together:
“We’ve dug ourselves to glory!
The plows will tell the story
Of the men who dared to live
At the center of the earth!”
V/O: And eight minutes later, they were all dead!
Submitted by: Leadcrow90